The Cage

Dead Blog

2010-11-09T16:23:00.000+03:00

Its been nice knowing you, now we move on.

elwad 2alboh byewga3oh

2010-09-13T07:29:00.000+03:00

hala hala

Its been long bas shno asawi, mali '7elg shai hehe.

I open the newspaper and all i see is

1- we7da wa6aniya. < -- my ass.
2- 6a2efeya, shia and sunni
3- marzouq alghanim and talal alfahad battles on who takes over elreyatha < -- min zeenha 3ad.
4- alqallaf < -- i hate this idiot.
5- iran and their nawawi < -- 6ab3an la nawawi wala ya7zanoon bas to scare us, incase they didn't notice, they don't have to mention elnawawi to scare us, our 7kooma already shat its pants.

I open the tv and all i see is

1- all of the above.

So, pretty much this country is in deep shit, excuse me but its the truth, the solution to this mess is pretty much easy, we already got the appropriate laws to stop this madness, we just need to enforce it.

Ofcourse malek amal they do it, so farfesh farfesh because soon we will be crying..

Thanks and goodluck

Ps: I don't know if anyone still comes here but if you are then give me five :)
Pss: If you have an iphone 4 and selling please comment. oh, and i already had the required surgery to hold it :)

وصية

2010-08-24T23:59:00.000+03:00

أما الذي يجثم لك جثوم الأسد
ويراوغك مراوغة الثعلب

فإن أمكنته الفرصه وثب

.فإن ظفرت به، فقطعه إربا إرب

Sorry !!!

2010-07-30T03:58:00.002+03:00

Password Protected Content

It just happened and i...

Now you can use IPHONE 4

2010-06-28T14:07:00.002+03:00

After the surgery, you are ready to use and abuse the new IPHONE 4. Have fun.

A WTF Moment!!!

2010-06-04T00:31:00.004+03:00

You'll know what i mean once you view the video, just ignore the cars and who is saving who.

Kuwait 1988 Fahaheel

2010-05-23T22:17:00.000+03:00

First time i shed a tear on an online video. my house still stands but with less members.

خالد عبدالجليل وعملية التجميل

2010-05-20T19:11:00.009+03:00

here is the infamous wannabe Mother Teresa and actor Jim Carrey on the right.

This is what you get when you mess with the almighty creation. A fucking disproportional face, enjoy it you fake fuck.

This should tell all those who are thinking of doing some cosmetic surgery to alter the shape of their nose and/or their mouth and/or their eyes..

"WE CAN SPOT YOU INSTANTLY YOU FREAKS"

Prank Call

2010-03-17T20:53:00.002+03:00

[Off Topic]

I miss posting random stuff, and i hate the fact that life isn't getting better for anyone, and i mean anyone no matter how happy you are.

"Kuwaiti Girls" Top paid App in ITunes.

2009-11-24T09:11:00.002+03:00

I wonder if ITunes will end up blocked in kuwait because of this, also is apple really that desperate, i mean they seem to be able to censor some usefull apps white trash like this gets approved, its apple and its starting to stink. Fuck you fanboys

الحرس متشرحين في الشارع إلحئونا إحنا محاصرين.

2009-11-21T10:36:00.003+03:00

stop digging

2009-09-11T05:05:00.003+03:00

will someone please stop the time?
i won't make it.

I'm not feeling anything!

2009-07-22T23:52:00.003+03:00

i'm gonna be wasted for 4 days in dubai starting today, if you have any "cool" places i should check please leave a comment, Thanks for helping me feel something.

DIY: How to get a girl?

2009-07-19T22:35:00.003+03:00

Internet's DIYs never seizes to amaze me. dude, do you know they have guides on how to take a proper piss, excuse my language bas its frigging hilarious, the possibilities are endless. :)

i am gonna get so many hits because of this, just like my post on how does it feel to die, people are fucked, seriously!

Paintballing, This is how you do it, noobs!!

2009-07-17T14:29:00.001+03:00

Journalism in Kuwait, ay a7!

2009-07-17T14:04:00.002+03:00

مواطن يصدم آخر حاول ترقيم شقيقته

كتب المحرر الأمني:

لبى أحد الشبان النداء عندما استغاثت به شقيقته التي تعرضت للملاحقة من قبل شاب اراد «ترقيمها» في منطقة سعد العبدالله حيث «غيمت الدنيا فيه» وحضر واصطدم بمركبة الشاب المستهتر ومنعه من الاستمرار في ملاحقة شقيقته.

تفاصيل الواقعة حصلت عندما كانت مواطنة تقود سيارتها واذا بها تتفاجأ بمركبة يقودها شاب «حده سحت» اراد ان يتحرش بها الا انها لم تعره الاهتمام الامر الذي زاد من تعنته فاستمر في ملاحقتها فلم يكن امامها سوى الاتصال على «الفحل اخوها» الذي قاد سيارته وحضر اليها وشاهد قائد المركبة الذي كان يطاردها فاصطدم بمركبته حتى اجبره على التوقف وترجل من سيارته وتوجه نحوه يريد ان «يكسر خشمه» بيد انه تمالك نفسه وفضل الاتصال على رجال الأمن الذين حضروا وضبطوه

do you think he had a laugh reading what he wrote? or he felt a little bit stupid? because after seeing bo '7arshad 3ala alwatan last night, i think we are doomed, el3ahat get all the attention they need in order to expand their 3ahat fan base.

Kuwait Journalism. Fuck Yeah

Portrait paintings

2009-07-05T18:19:00.003+03:00

just two last week and thats really alot lol, although each was about an hour and half but it was only done to brush aside boredom.

Auto-Tune? Who wanna be a singer?

2009-07-05T17:29:00.002+03:00

most people will tell you that enhanced images using Photoshop looks good and all but its all fake, fake portraits are cheap. ya3ni someone proposes to a girl based on a picture which was heavily modified in PS is just fucked up, use PS to fix the lighting or the composition, but don't use it to puff up your lips or fix your broken nose, ya3ni please we already have the plastic surgery doubts to worry about, now fake images?

ok, now PS is being used to enhance images, sometimes not only enhance but a complete makeover, how about the voice? well, a tool called Auto-Tune will make your voice really perfect. You know people tones vary from one to another but there is always a perfect line that most people can't have, Auto-Tune is the tool for you to achieve the perfect tone, la, with effects ba3ad, ya3ni prepare yourself to hear plenty of Auto-Tuned wannabe singers, like Mesh3al elshaye3 hehe, btw, hatha shfeeh? mo 9a7i? ya3ni 3leeh min allah '9lal? kil ma ya'7tem eb his million shows he say, Bayan ge63a madri cham? laish? mo kafi mlawe3 chabdna 6ale3 eb kil mokan? TV,Radio, Janjefa, mo bagi ela afta7 el7anafeya alagi Mesh3al elshaye3 6ale3 menha, tekfa '7alas ya 2demi stick to one thing, ya mothe3 ya momathel ya mo'3ani, tabi my advice? NONE, la2anah you suck in every category.

Read about Auto-Tune here
Read about Mesh3al elshaye3 here

QualityNet, Shame On You!! bunch of crooks

2009-06-26T00:00:00.004+03:00

long time but here again just to tell you about something i discovered lately.

Qualitynet is saving money and bandwidth at your expenses, Not only i found them capping my browsing/http/ftp activities but several other people did, the reason behind coming up with the dirtiest move ever is that most of us use torrents, if they find you torrenting more than the average they will cap your other activities, such as http/ftp downloads to save bandwidth, they thought you wouldn't notice the difference, because your torrents gets full downloading speed and to the average user it will make him wonder "hmmm, maybe the website i am on is slow because its overloaded or broken or something else because my torrents download is at full speed" maybe!! but its not going to be overloaded for an entire week, its youtube.com not cheapserversdotwhatever.

If you noticed lately that your torrents are working fine and your http/ftp downloading activities are slow, call them, they will fix it and if you ask them why? they will come up with the stupidest answer ever.

You Paid for it, claim it.

What can you get for a $20?

2009-05-04T20:35:00.003+03:00

Retarded Age

2009-05-02T19:56:00.004+03:00

If you've seen the movie WALL-E, then i think that's what we are going to become, lazy, naive and in some cases fucking retarded, who the fuck tweets his own damn breakfast anyway, he's retarded and the people who reads that and comments on it are retarded. Now you say its breakfast, it gets worse, some ppl blog about their god damn parking lot, WTF! and how he/she really tried hard to squeeze their car into it, and it takes a whole damn post. some of you might say its their own space and they can write whatever they see fit, well, yeah its ture but i just had to say it, fuck it :)

This is the best job in the world.

2009-04-26T19:57:00.005+03:00

although its kinda sad how it ended, poor man

Here comes goodbye

2009-04-14T12:46:00.002+03:00

Here comes goodbye, here comes the last time
Here comes the start of every sleepless night
The first of every tear Im gonna cry
Here comes the pain, Here comes me wishing things had never changed
And she was right here in my arms tonight, but here comes goodbye

Before i go

2009-04-11T03:43:00.004+03:00

I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I've found out a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears............

new days are coming, new life is unfolding.

7abeeeeeeeb

2009-04-05T00:25:00.003+03:00

It was the best birthday gift I’ve ever received, I didn’t have the time for blogging, three websites I always checked while being outta here, facebook, digg, and newspapers, that’s more than 3 but its ok, no? hehe.

I am 31 and I look younger than you, kaifi hehe.

Shfee hatha bo 5arshad?

Look at him, amanah mo chenah min elactors eli bil mosalsalat el3rageya elqadeemah? Ow their video clips? Seriously, oho yadri enah people laugh at him ow make jokes about him and he enjoys it? And he gets angry when someone asks him on air to **** *** ***, calling that kind of people ‘7afafeesh? And ma y7eboon elkuwait, he made it look like that guy just breached our national security if we have any!! ya bo 5arshad yal 7abeeb 7il 3an smana tekfa, e7na nagseen 3ahat, eldeera matroosa chaw chaw ow hathak eli 3abala elsala6a aklah sha3beya, and those who lurks belkout with long hair ow shma’3 3abalhom mzayeen, allah yhadeehom bas lol, bo 5arshad yal7abeeb malat 3leek ow 3ala C10 eli yabek, C10 hatha mal qanat fatha2eya? Hatha mal 6ar ow ya9gel bel3roos, ow wayed 3laih ba3ad. 3moman ana shagait bo 5arshad shag bas yestahel ma3 eni adri hal2shkal ma t7es, bel3aks they would take it as a compliment, ma adri wain yelgoon halmyaneen, oqsem bellah 3tho b majles elomah el2’7eer used to sit with us belgahwa belmangaf, 3laih min allah ‘9laal, ya3ni bel3arabi ragla, we’ve been there for two years, chak boom 9ar 3tho eb majlis elomah, wallah ma ages 3laikom enah m9arga3 ow allah bel’7air, bas shngool, hathi efrazat el2nte’7abat, efrazat tlawe3 elchabd therefore I decided not to vote, infact I’ll be working that day a9lan, ow hathi elkuwait ow 9al 3ala elnebi, wa la 3aza2 lel3ahat eli 3ala shakelat bo 5arshad, 3ragi qadeem.

The Old Dude, Bo Sha**.

2009-03-24T12:59:00.005+03:00

So I went to this Dr office in uni yesterday, then I asked him about a colleague of his then he answered politely "he isn’t here", then I asked him about his phone number or email address, it seemed when I asked that question that I just raped his mother or worse raped him that fucking filthy pig, he went crazy on me although he was careful but I sensed his anger and I kinda figured that either he was on fucking crack or this fat pig has big issues back home where his wife beats the hell outta him and unleash him back to the real world. While he was talking I couldn’t even keep up with him, he was talking fast, I whispered, damnnnnnn!! this old geezer is really crazy, and I was smiling through the whole process, maybe that was uncool and wasn’t the best gesture anyone could give to an old angry dude, then I heard the only word that I couldn’t fathom, "ma3rafshi howa fain, yemekn 2a3ed besho’7?" Chaaaaaan agool shnooooooooooo? What?? Then I told him, 3aib shno hal7achi ya Dr and I was about to burst into one loud laughter, because he was sweating ow swalif, then he answered , 3aib? Eh ? laih? Besho’7 di kelmah mo2adaba? Kilmah 3arabiya mawgooda belmo3gam?? Hnee ana ba6eetha the7k eb wayha sara7a, I couldn’t hold it so did my friend, el3an ‘7ayrah ‘7alaha kilmah mo2adaba ow mawjooda belmo3jam mal omah eli yabeta, ow ‘7air ya3ni, even if it does exist in your dictionary, karem elsame3, shno esho’7 ya bo sha’7aaaaaaaaaa, hehehe, I kept on laughing and then we departed his office with the loudest laughter ever, he followed us, still trying to explain his colleague absence, that old bastard was fun to watch, he made my day sara7ah, hehehe.

I'm like the ringleader
I call the shots
I'm like a fire cracker
I make it hot
when I put on a show

I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage
better be ready, hope that ya feel the same

eli ketab ow waza3 this song, ma yeste7i 3ala wayha lol, 3ashan chethi I am traveling, gotta have some fun some where hehe with lots of sins kaak, llaa just kidding. Ciaaaaaaaaaaao, ow 3ash bo sha’7a ow tkrmoon jamee3an my friends hehe

Divide and rule. C

2009-03-20T18:49:00.002+03:00

About my last post I wanna say this

Its pretty much fucked up in Kuwait, ya3ni we have all kinds of corrupted organizations, they don’t have time to take a rest or enah yakseboon little bit of 7asanat, the only thing they think about is how to become rich the fastest way, so they can become one of the elite, sadly though the elite is the same people who encourage such acts, ya3ni right or left e7na mashgoogeen mashgoogeen. What makes me really sad is those people are minority and the good ones are the majority bas we sit and watch and sometimes we enjoy watching, kil wa7ed mashie eb 7ala and that’s why they keep doing it, I can kick the manager’s ass but what good it will do to prevent him from doing what he does best? None, elchalb 6ool 3omrah chalb, ow yekram elchalb 3anhom, halashkal mal ta3theeb awal, ma yenfa3 lehom ela el’7azoo2 mo elmsri laaa el’7azoo2 elturky. i decided to drop off and let them yakloon ba3ath, i don't belong to that shity place, it used to be a nice place before bas not anymore.

I am pissed off min wayed things so I guess I have to go out now hehe. ciao

Divide and rule

2009-03-20T15:32:00.001+03:00

Through my entire life I do my best to avoid the stupid and the asshole, on the highway or walking, and even those in cyberworld, this special world of ours, bas egoolek elnas ma ‘7aleek eb 7alek, I belong to hmm, lets call it a facility and this facility holds us all 30 something people, I have good relation with each one of em and even those who joined later on I managed to make them my good friends, I am good on how to break the ice and jumping all sorts boundaries, I joined this facility way before the 30 something people, so that makes me through their eyes the one who they lookup to whenever they encounter a problem, we don’t work here for free, we get paid. Until last year everything was perfect and those people who manages this facility and pay us was doing their best to keep us doing hat we do best, recently, new people came to run this facility by the stupid thing we have in here which we call elections, at first things were perfect until recently they discovered that us as a group of people according to them are dangerously in good relations with each other which makes us immune to any act of tyranny being performed against us, and since those pricks are bunch of crooks and the only thing they care about is money and how to fucking steal it and build their own mansions with it, they are now lusting after our own paychecks, cutting stupid amount of money for the stupidest reason ever, but their trick is, we will deposit your full salary in your bank account and instead of cutting for example 200 KDs we will settle for 100 KD, but hey you will have to withdraw that amount and bring to us in person, stupid sa7? The amounts I gave in this example are pretty much nothing to what they are asking, talk about 800 KD and from some people they ask for 1100 KD, now to tell you the truth they never asked me for any of my money, but I already know why they didn’t do that, they want me to shut my mouth and never ask them about it and why theyre doing it. I love my friends so I stood up for them, and asked the managers to play fair with all of us and deposit the money in each one of our bank accounts based on our statistics and never ask any member to withdraw money from his own account and give to them in person. For a month we were pretty much intact and stood our grounds but I never thought they would be that insane to implement a new tactic in their plan in order to rip us all. Divide and rule, and to be honest they actually managed to pull it off, sleazy bastards. Each fucking member gets his own treatment according to their own statistics, the manager’s I mean, some get fucked up and some get the golden cash, they even went further and divided us ethnically, religiously, culturally. It was too much to handle, don’t ask why don’t you report it a higher authority to take care of them? They are all bunch of crooks…

guilty

2009-03-18T12:21:00.004+03:00

When do some people understand when you say no it’s a no there is no need to call the entire tribe to make me change my mind, I said no because I meant it not because I have a hidden agenda or whatever you think it is. No in my dictionary means you can’t discuss it anymore, ‘7alas, drop it, I wont feel sorry for you and change my mind because of some stupid made up story, believe me I am smarter than you in so many ways, if I want to know something I’d know it without asking you about it. My phone rang for an entire week non stop with new numbers all asking me to soften up ow ‘7al elsalfa tamshi, now that’s what I call constant nagging that will never ever ever make me change my mind.

Speaking of asking people and be all naggy like some people do, not to say its rude or unacceptable according to some people because they think it’s a natural thing to do and its ok if they get rejected once or twice or even dozen times. To me, fuck no, I would never ask for something I want, even if I want it badly enough and that person is willing to give it up if i simply ask, I would never ask, I just want to avoid the worst case scenario, which is in this case, rejection or some sort of stupid excuse, I would feel humiliated and insulted, and that’s why we call some people “wayha ma’3sool eb marag” and that’s why I would never ask for anything that I want and is out of my reach. You have no idea how sometimes I feel the urge to ask for it but damn it I am so in control of that thing and sometimes I hate it. I can imagine now how many things that I really wanted and possibly could’ve had if i just asked.

Its boring at work, sometimes people come here 3ashan e’7alsoon mo3amalthom and while doing so they vent their guts out, I mean seriously some people are pretty much fucked up, they tell you their life story in a matter of minutes, no discretion whatsoever, I understand sometimes you feel the need to talk to someone else to release the pressure, bas not anyone ya 7abebi, I could be a serial killer, or some psychopath who will end up ruining your entire “already” fucked up life, ya3ni talk to me about coffee or even a hot chick you saw on tv or even confess to me that youre gay, bas don’t discuss with me how your wife or your husband treats you, and how the kids are making a mess in your home, because I don’t care, I have problems of my own and I am not your stupid psychiatrist.

I understand youre confused, so am I. bas the feeling is just amazing and i am not willing to let go of that. I know how you feel right now, and I am sorry if its bothering you.

google it

2009-03-12T16:33:00.004+03:00

dude, google it?

ohh, sh*t!!

6ala3na Italians hehe

2009-03-07T19:11:00.007+03:00

after seeing this, i think we have italian roots, pheeew

Update: I had a problem with the comments, some of them didn't appear, vanished, but i fixed it now. Sorry

BEWARE!! NUDITY

2009-02-19T02:46:00.002+03:00

Update: I had a problem with the comments, some of them didn't appear, vanished, but i fixed it now. Sorry

i painted this last night, had fun, bas mo fun fun, elfun eli fee pain shway hehe

btw, elmen suck ow men assholes ow men zbala ow swalef thanyah being repeated frequently lately, shesalfah, kel elgirls are being dumped halayam? can we all get along and call it a year off, seriously ya3ni tara ana za3alt ow etaqo shar el7aleem etha 6angar, ma y9eer hal7achi e7na nas kbaar ;p “shraykom bel2sloob”

ya3ni i am thinking of opening ma7al, “men 3ala mazajech” bas la tz3loon, min lena ‘3airkom e6aferna? min lena ‘3airkom ekarehna eb 7ayatna? hehe, ya3ni if we suck ow yuck ow duck ba3ad, ento shno? angels? a’7af angels bas? yalla 3afya 7abebati ‘7loona nensa eli 9ar ow nefta7 9af7a ydeda 3ashan nkoon ‘7oosh friends hehe.

btw, remember the internet is a cyberspace, you can be anyone you want, tabi tkoon superman, tabi batman, tabi banghaliman, ow you can be a banana ow u can be a strawberry ow u can be filfil, ow ham you can be yourself, its up to you, nam 3ala eljanb eli eray7ek ya ba3ad 3omri ent.

elbanghali dude, 7el 3ani tekfa :(

2009-02-17T12:02:00.005+03:00

i have this banghali guy who works in the same place i work for, '7oosh walad bas ba6ni ba6, he always greets me with warm salam and serve me with '7oosh gahwa ow swalef, bas after that he turns to be a pain in the ass, lama ya36eeni shai ow agoolah mashkoor he goes like enta nafar wajed zain, enta mo nafs kuwaiti kolo, kuwaiti ma ygool mashkoor, at that moment i would be nodding my head and saying la fi kuwaiti zain bas ethaher you only encounters assholes fa allah e3eenek. At the same time i would be watching elborsa anxiously hoping for a good day bas el7abeeb keeps nagging 3ala obo eli '7alafni and helplessly complaining that he's lonely ow stuff and since i am still a nice guy i just keeps nodding my head eli min kether elnodding 9ert cheni hedhed giving him an indication that i feel his pain, BUT DOES HE FEELS MINE, i am being raped belborsa on a daily basis i bled out and i am on the verge of of going loco bas he still doesn't understand that, laish? ow sharaf omek laish? madri, and everyday he mentions how lonely he is he brings up the women subject, baba ana yabi aroosa, ana mafi noom belail? ana shako? shno hal me7na eli shaga oma hatha, shagni shag hal far'7, karahni eldawam hal3ar9. mno gal lek etha i care if you fucking slept ow mmet "died" last night, do i look like someone who gives a rats ass about your day? NO, FUCKING NO, N OW O. bas el79aan mo ra'9i yefham. Eman Najm on TV, el7abeeb goes allah helwa? LA MO HELWA, wali 3an 3arthi ya shagool!!!

one time he was so excited to see me that he pinched my cheeks and kissed his hand, ok al7een either he thinks i am gay or that is his thing of saying i like u, either way its creepy, and since then i decided to give him hell, 9ert achek eb 3omri min halbanghali elmam7oon.

ok, guys holding hands ow yamshoon bel malls? what the fuck? i've seen guys m'3atreen ow metshabkeen, shno hatha? ra3o masha3erna, lawa3to chbodna ya shabab.

Moral of the story

"elbanghali ma yen3a6a wayh, walla"

You Hate Valentine Day?

2009-02-14T06:51:00.006+03:00

Lets face it, you are here because:

1- you are being left out during this day?

2- You don’t care about this day or worse, you hate it

3- You are here because youre engaged in a relationship with an asshole.

4- Or worse, which is, you know me!

I don’t care about this day “unless you give me a teddy bear or a heart symbol” because I think that vday should be an everyday feeling that you must carry out and express during your love relation, if you are in need for a vday to feel loved, ditch the prick he/she isn’t worth it, it’s just a teddy bear, go buy one from sultan center and feel loved, get it on with the teddy bear and masturbate to it, who cares? “I care, don’t do it ma3a elteddy, because it can be as mean as the asshole youre engaged to” hehe

Elyoom feeni 7arrah 3ala elteddy bear, anyway laish teddy bear? ya’7i shaklah qabee7, laish mo cat? Laish mo turtle? Wai3 shno turtle? Eli byebli turtle baabe6 rasah bl-turtle. Because I have two big ones bel7adeeqa and whenever I sneak a peak those bastards are getting it on, like everytime, mako wagt 3endhom ‘3air enah elnathya bends over ow elthekar mba6el 7aljah ow ga3ed fogha, they turns me on hahahahaha, I just imagined that, and its weird hehe. It seems they are having their vday every second? Oops did I just imply that vday means that youre getting laid tonight? It seems that I did, and not only once but many hehe. Oops I so wanna be involved :).

I already got my vday gift from my boring friends belnadi, I have a bruising red eye caused min wa7ed ahbal shat elkoorah eb wayhi, doesn’t he know that today is a vday and I can’t be injured during it? He knows l2ani I’ll spend it beldewania facing his and their ugly faces, so he discharged his anger of being left out today on me while I’ll discharge mine on him today, a3lmek ya 79aan.

Shabab, banat, yal7abeebah yer7am om yabatkom la talbsoon a7mar elyoom tara walla halaga, ow latgolon hatha hater because he’s not going to enjoy this day as much as you do, l2anah red bhalyoom ya3ni you tabeen thoor ow ent tabi thooorah, fee shai esmah thoorah? Ya3ni elsalfah kelaha thwara eb thwara lol.

Lala 9ej 3ad, I’ll be serious ‘7alas. Before you celebrate this day think about those who died during this day, they need your prayers, ‘7alas cancel your plans ow stay home 3ashanhom :( “can I come over to pray with you? hehe

“shakoooooo” lol

“Valentine day sucks big time” bite me.

My Vday gift goes to ………………….

and my gift to you ya ba3ad 3omri walla :) ......

UPDATE: I just checked safat and some blogs here and there, shesalfah??? everyone is single, either ohma chathabeen wila tara elwath3 '7a6eer ow lazem nesta7deth wezarah esemha wezarat el7ob ow ana wazerha hehe,, la mo 9ej eli 9ayer, ana a6la3 romeo 3ala most of the bloggers, ksarto '7a6ri '7alas, girls line up yakom cupid :p

UPDATE2: al7een cupid 7awal wela yestahbel? wila out of reach? wila out of service? laish his arrows miss halmsakeen? " ya3ni mo ana hehe" seriously yemken cupid yabeelah was6a ba3ad, ya3ni mno nyeebla 3ashan his damn arrows dont miss? wila a'7af yabela new 7afathat "Diapers"? pampers for example?

Helpless

2009-01-29T02:33:00.002+03:00

Foot rub all you want, you ain't getting it.

Life reform

2009-01-28T14:17:00.005+03:00

For those who think making fun of people is entertaining and joyful, if you disagree with someone’s opinion about anything and need to write about it, think about it first and write with a decent amount of respect to the one you criticizing, because cursing and making fun of people just shows the reader what an idiot you are.

For those who engage in a silly responses towards each other in the comments section of someone else’s blog, get a life you fucking morons, this is not an interactive process, please understand this.

For those who made fun of people dying and suffering in Gaza during the conflict with Israel by writing in their blog spewing profanity and cursing and wishing for the destruction of the state of Palestine, I already know the reason behind that but that doesn’t give you the right to wish harm to people in a middle of such crisis, that was awful and absolutely disrespectful to any human being, either you say something good about it or keep the profanity to yourself, no one need it.

To all of the above, switch off your computer for a while, go meet new people, have fun, life is too short to spend it infront of your computer. And remember not everything you can do in cyberspace is doable in real life.

Thanks to the people who sent an email or fb msgs regarding the death of my brother, it meant alot to me.

2009

2009-01-24T15:32:00.002+03:00

1- Telling someone tragic news is sure not something you can do without suffering the consequences, and if that someone is your mother, it can’t get any more serious than that, its just sad.

2- The emails I get about Gaza are sickening, the more sick I get the more I hate ma7mood 3abas the puppet.

3- I finished my exams, the tension surrounding the exams was too much to handle, especially the death of my brother 2 weeks ago.

Last,,

Thank you for being who you are, my tears, the grief, the sadness, the look on my mother’s face and my family won’t bring you back, but know this brother, we miss you, you’ll always be in my heart just like when you were alive. Bless you.

2al help 2al

2009-01-10T22:51:00.002+03:00

1- Why would you ask someone to do something you think is right while infact you do the opposite?

2- If you have something nice to say then go ahead, otherwise shut the hell up.

3- A doctor who’s tutoring us during this course in the uni is being a jackass, he teaches us a programming language yet he’s afraid from my stupid usb flash memory if I ask him to transfer a doc to it, he goes crazy, like are you trying to hack my laptop? Do you have some kind of data hacking app installed so you can steal the proposed exams? NO asshole I don’t just give me the god damn doc you old geezer.

4- Touching hands and gazing into someones eyes are all it takes to know how the person feels towards you, and hell no I am not talking about my male friends, not that I have female friends but you get the picture, if not, then I’ll lend you some of my male friends, hell I’ll hook u up with the doctor if you want.

5- The idea of our online University forums is for students to ask each other questions and to get help whenever needed, bas the idea seems to differ according to their preferences, I mean the students, if a girl asks the question she gets 10+ answers, some of em are willing to do her homework and some of em writes his email and asks her to contact him, but if I ask the question no one answers? Wtf guys, do I need a pussy to get your perverted attention wila shno? I’ll buy you an artificial one bas answer my question please. Refer to the picture above and if you don’t get it, my situation is similar to the guy under the car, no one cares about him hehe.

a7ebek... mwaaaah

2008-12-20T11:16:00.003+03:00

** Yesterday i received a call from a relative asking me to come help her with her two '7adamas, i went there with my brother in a hurry incase they do something that is undoable, indonesian and indian they both scare the shit out of me anyway, the moment i stepped into the house she handed me a paper she found with the indonesian, 3amal ya baba with the gibberish writing that i am sure i've seen before on tv, it turns out her father gave it to her before she arrive to kuwait, probably for good luck, the other bitch steal clothes and electronics and send it to her family. tasfeer akeed, but incase maktab el'7adam decides to cover up the story and send them to another victim of theirs, their names are sosy and the other dude is cary madri carla. i had some pictures of them naked doing crazy stuff taken by a stolen digital cam but since they are ugly as hell especially the dude i flushed them down the toilet 3azkom allah.

Now to the title, Listen

and our favorite singer, khaled elmulla bo 7anan doing what he does best hehe

PS: To the one whois responsible of cutting/sabotaging the cable in egypt and making our internet experience miserable, i hope you end up with cary the dude you son of a bitch. Thanks and keep up the good work asshole

I hate to see you cry

2008-12-15T19:46:00.005+03:00

common mumbles

"Life is unfair"

"Life sucks"

"Life is hard"

"Damn life"

and all sorts of bad things involving life and its horrible outcomes to some individuals, but what you need to know is that i hate to see you cry, laying there in that position because there's things you need to hear so please turn off your tears and listen to me.

Pain throws you heart o the ground but love turns the whole thing around and No it won't all go the way it should, but i know the heart of life is good. You know its nothing new, bad news never had good timing but then the circle of your friends will defend the silver lining.

fear is a friend who's misunderstood, but i know the heart of life is good.

so chill my friend and stop crying, i had it hard in my life butbut i survived and i will survive as long as i have something that i love where life was in its good phase the time it gave me the things i love.

Listen and you'll understand

freebie

Wataniya Prank Call

2008-12-10T14:01:00.001+03:00

i forgive you all

2008-12-07T22:31:00.005+03:00

for everything :)

happy eid inshallah

in 4 seconds

2008-11-24T15:45:00.003+03:00

i received this by email, its a funny joke and i wanted to share it with you hehe

the wife's birthday is approaching and she decided to tell her husband what kind of a gift she would love to have on her birthday.

wife: i want something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 secs
"what she had in mind was something like this"

she got what she desired, something that goes from 0 to 100 in a second, even better here

hehehe, btw i love chubby girls

Rats in a blog

2008-11-17T20:11:00.003+03:00

I surfed many blogs at safat and i witnessed some of them had stinky rats, and i mean those who comments thinking they are Dr Phil and those who wreck the blogger's happy mood by saying some filthy words and those who thinks the world revolves around them and those who are simply miserable in real life and adopt a completely different character in cyberspace and act like they know it all. To those i say, grow up, if you don't have something nice to say just shush, and if you don't like what you see in a specific blog simply browse away from it, its just that simple.

i am proud to say that i have the most beautiful people commenting in my blog, to those i say thank you for being the decent bloggers.

see how productive i am? told ya

2008-11-16T10:47:00.002+03:00

here is my schedule at work, lucky me i never took it seriously because if i did i would be one lazy freak

coffee ( happy )
coffee
coffee
coffee
newspaper
coffee
coffee ( bored )
toilet
newspaper
coffee
tea
tea
coffee
paperwork (dull face)
newspaper ( skimming )
coffee ( yes again )
toilet
tea
pray
coffee + tea
home

wallah madri laish mdwawem, no one comes here anyway, el7imdellah i got other things to do in my day otherwise i would end up asking for a session with the shrink lol.

shoot the dog

2008-11-15T02:33:00.006+03:00

This will haunt me. anyone in the world who keeps a dog that sounds like a teenager having an orgasm is beyond me. No kidding, this is real.

yaaaaw

2008-11-11T21:07:00.002+03:00

excited for two reasons one is this

second is that i have my own 2.5 Mbps connection, suck on that turtles hehe.

if you're in fahaheel or mangaf and looking for a quite starbucks like me, i found one, nearly hidden in mangaf area. ee bel3ashra, YOU HAVE PROBLEM WITH THAT!! :)

Obama Won The Presidency. McCain shoots Palin

2008-11-05T05:44:00.003+03:00

The Black guy beat all expectation and i have a tooth ache, aww

McCain's Tounge

2008-10-31T00:26:00.006+03:00

dumbfounded

2008-10-27T19:48:00.002+03:00

Today during a session in the uni with one of the tutors, some kind of an idiot ruined the morning for me, i couldn't be any more angry than i was in the morning, the freak had a question for every god damn bit of information, he nearly talked more than the tutor himself, and in most of those times he managed to look like the stupidest person on the planet.

yesterday at work me and my colleagues were in the boss office for a little meeting, me and my younger friend and a religious man with a fairly long beard ( mulla). the meeting ended and we were talking about different stuff and suddenly elmulla heads to the door to exit the room thats where he popped his head in a sneaky way in order not to make the boss see and gave us a signal to move to our office, i felt that was a bit girly bas ok, we walked out of the boss's office and headed back to our office, i enter the room and i couldn't be more shocked of elmulla holding his cigarrete and asking me for the lighter, FUCK, like i needed more proof that not all mullas are real mullas.

Palm lines

2008-10-24T22:50:00.007+03:00

so i went to this website trying to read the lines of my palm, not that i believe its true bas for fun :)

these are:

(1) The heart line.
(2) The head line.
(3) The life line.
(4) The fate line.

we break it point by point where i describe what i see in my palm lines:

** The heart line is

1- long and curvy. (Reading: freely expresses emotions and feelings)
2- smaller lines crossing through heart line. (Reading: emotional trauma)

** The head line is

1- curved, sloping line. (Reading: creativity)
2- separated from life line. (Reading: adventure, enthusiasm for life)

** The life line is

1- long, deep. (Reading: vitality)

** The fate line is

1- breaks and changes of direction. (Reading: prone to many changes in life from external forces)

** Determining the hand shape

* Mine is

Water - long, sometimes oval-shaped palm, with long, flexible, conical fingers; length of the palm equals length of fingers but is less than width across the widest part of the palm

creative, perceptive and sympathetic
can be moody, emotional and inhibited
introverts
do things quietly and intuitively.

this was only done for fun :) but damn my fate line is a wreck hehe

ok, now i need to ask you something, look at the picture below of a leather jacket i'm considering to buy, what do you think?

ps: a link to the website i used for the palm lines readin http://www.wikihow.com/Read-Palms

Dream In A Dream

2008-10-21T23:27:00.002+03:00

these are daily events, i write one line each day, not everyday but most days, i guess my posts are going to be that way for a long time, it gives me a precious time to reconsider things i wrote during a bad phase where anger or passion or even love and hate took over my feelings and i couldn't control it, this way i can go back and edit some of the bad stuff i wrote whatever the reason might be, i won't hide the good stuff, i promise hehe

** Why most of the Kuwait’s young girls do sound the same when they talk on the phone, like shonech with no L and extra hhh and mar7abuhh with extra hhh? I like hehe :) , listen to a radio show called mara7eb at 10 am on 540 AM radio station, a girl named zawraq calls everyday, she talks funny, but I think she’s a bit horny hahaha.

** I feel bad since 10 days now and I have no friggin idea on how to overcome that, its killing me, HELP!!

** I have an imaginary friend, no its not a volleyball nor his name is Wilson, I call him bu salim and he’s an ant, quite an imagination you would say but let me tell you, this ant put me asleep whenever I desire, he knows more about the milky way than those fake scientists. beat that :)

** I’m a chai 7leeb addict, I drink 3 to 4 cups daily, i love gergaishen.

** If you think your life is fucked up and people live a better life than yours, think again, because I never thought of it myself until recently I found out about someone’s life issues, and boy do I feel I’m in heaven compared to him, those of you who feel depressed or those who thinks life is frowning at them, chill, someone else’s life is worse. We all have problems, its part of life.

** If you can hijack someone’s email then you’re not a hacker, if you use exploits to hack into someone else’s OS then you’re definitely not a hacker, unless you found a bug somewhere in a network or an OS or even a tiny software and managed to code an exploit to gain advantage of it, then you’re just a script kiddie, same goes to those who deface websites calling themselves hackers, fucking idiots use exploits from milw0rm and give themselves the credit, ask them to write a hello world program and I bet you they will just google it :)

** Its easy to be passionate about religion when talking about it, but its easier to deny it when it comes to your own issues.

** Today I had a dream in 1 hour sleep period, I was going through our kitchen thinking there is this dinner party that’s coming soon and it looks like we don’t have enough space to serve the people, the place where we want the people to be in was a mess, out of no where I find this card of someone named “guessman” and he’s a professional when it comes to such things and how to organize places, in my dream I got my hand on his card looking at it and then I woke up from my dream to the real world, I looked at my hand and I was holding his card, freaky you might say, wait, I talked to my brother and told him about the story and about the card and how it ended in my hand, he looked at me with a surprise look and asked me to meet him in the diwaneya, I went there and he asked me to take off my shirt, I asked him why? He said, you do drugs? What? I said ofcourse not, what’s wrong with you, then he told me, then why are you claiming that the card you’re holding was in your dream and it suddenly ended up in your hand when you woke up? I was about to answer that part, that’s when real real life struck back and woke me up for good this time. I hoped it wasn’t a card that I was holding, next time I might dream of something nice like Jennifer Love Hewitt and bring her back with me in another dream where we end up in a red bedroom, for her sake she has to be ready. Long story short, I had a dream in a dream in one hour, I woke up not once, but twice, suck on that dreamers :)

** This day is the worst day ever, it will take around 3 days to wash off the pain, bas yala sahalat inshallah :(

random thoughts.

2008-10-10T21:47:00.002+03:00

*** I feel trapped?

*** Uni started and I can’t take it seriously, not when there are girls wearing fleece pants, Sexy even if it’s stupid.

*** 7seen alahmad? Shesalfah yal7abeeb gemt t’7orha :)

*** Facebook, I receive friend requests nearly everyday from people just looking to expand their friends list, Why? I only have 5 people whom I know through blogsphere, and real friends, am I pathetic? hehe

*** I feel like going to the beach, it’s been ages since I went last time. Any empty spots you recommend?

*** If you’re planning to do business online in Kuwait, please consider having the goods first, having a 7-12 days shipment plan makes you look stupid, because I can order it from the states or europe just *** like you, I know there are some people who lacks the knowledge to order online or doesn’t have a shipping address in the states or Europe or even afraid of using their cc, but atleast consider fair profits. Kuwait-mall.com is the perfect example.

*** I didn’t see the dark knight, no dvd, r5 of the movie yet hehe

*** The only colors that suit me well are blue white grey black, dull yeah :)

*** McCain the penguin

*** Palin, just see this clip please http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8__aXxXPVc if you look closely enough you can see her trying to read from a note, I assume it was 1,2,3 points she put together, she ended up looking stupid confusing all kinds of stuff and mixing the points, I know about this tactic too but I just can’t go in an interview where millions of people watching minus the internet and exercise it. Scary thing indeed. lol.

*** What do you eat for dinner? It looks like that I eat the same things everyday, I always seem to have limited options for dinner, or is it how I feel about dinner? I’m not making any sense because I’m starving :(

*** I can see the sea from my house, does that make me a whale?

*** Anyone who had their cc billing address changed to a us address, please share your experience.

*** Why is there a single button to delete the whole document and no button to create it? How do you interpret life? It takes time to build something but no time at all to ruin it, food, love, friendship, etc.

*** I feel weird :)

The difference between a guy and a girl

2008-10-03T13:58:00.004+03:00

stumbled upon this while surfing digg.

You be the judge :)

SMS Storm. عيدكم مبارك

2008-09-29T23:35:00.003+03:00

If you're annoyed with those sms msgs you receive every 2 secs, please don't, sometimes its good to be in touch with people you lost communication with even if it was a tiny sms msg :)

Eid Mubarak ow ayamkom sa3eeda inshalah.

home

2008-08-27T22:52:00.002+03:00

Just woke up from a very long sleeping time that i took since i arrived home, nothing beats home if you wanna feel safe. I'm exhausted, tired, I just wanna take some rest. Yes the weather were better than here but i belong here, call me '6ub aw waral i don't care hehe :). i used the internet while being abroad for a small amount of time, surfing digg and the Olympics. I missed most of the Olympics games, but since Argentina won the football gold medal, who cares about the other games hehe.

bye bye

Destiny my friend, destiny.

2008-08-19T22:23:00.003+03:00

Life is supposed to be a surprise.
Don't guess the answers? audacity is the answer.

eldeen belgalb

2008-08-01T02:35:00.002+03:00

La ‘t3erek el le7ya, tara el6wa3a belgalb, I used to deny such thing bas sara7ah today at Johnny rockets I saw something ‘7alani agool wallah le7eytek mo 3ala rjal e’7af allah, a’3ani ow m’3azal bel bluetooth, yal’7ebel :)

Few days and I’ll be leaving to Slovakia, to tell you the truth I’m a lil bit sad about leaving although the weather here is just getting worse day by day, sad because of so many things, first is that I’m not traveling with my family, not a big one now. Sad because it’s a long flight, sad because its not a fun trip, we will get free hours from time to time, but by that time you’d be exhausted to walk, let alone having fun hehe :), my friends are great but some of them get on my nerves during the camp, because you know, so many things, swalef nas allah belkhair hehe.

I bought a Nokia E71 to be my internet buddy, wallah ana mo mal halswalef bas shasawi mako laptop ow mali ‘7elg atsalaf one :).

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH

OFF THE LIST!

2008-07-30T16:00:00.002+03:00

Matched the type of the woman that I want to share my life with, went ahead, and prayed for Allah blessings.

They asked about me, liked me, and gave us the green light to propose, I checked again to make sure that she matches exactly what I wanted, she did, great. I proposed, I saw her, educated with a very high GPA and seeking a masters degree and also cute, I thought I just found the girl that I really want to spend my life with, 2 days later I found out the girl is hesitant to take such a step without making sure everything is alright, everyone would be hesitant when it comes to marriage, its normal, she wanted to make sure that some of her demands are accepted by me, being me, I said I won’t screw this up, I’m too mature for such failure. She went ahead and wrote an email containing all of her questions and concerns, being me, I knew she was worried about some things that I approved, because it sounded too good to be true since I come from a strict family when it comes to kuwait’s traditional values, and it sounded to her surreal that I did accept most of her requests with a big smile on my face simply because they were not that big of a deal to me. I saw the questions and smiled, the same questions were asked!, that’s when I knew that she couldn’t just fathom the truth that some men do exist. I answered most of em with some jokes to make her stress fade away, only one request of the zillion requests I received was answered with, No “I explained my reasons and ended the sentence with a smile giving her a hint that her request isn’t something that she should be worried about”.

She received the email… I was taking a nap, woke up to get ready for training, saw my mother on my way out, best ras-ha and she whispered “mabrook”!!! she was too happy for me and that meant a lot. I was expecting her father to call for the melcha, later that day my sister came up to me and told me this:

Sister: she called me?

Me: so?

Sister: she is asking you again to reconsider her “insert stupid request here”.

Me: you serious?

Sister: that’s what she said.

Me: I already said No!!

Sister: I know, she just wants you to reconsider.

Me: 7abeebti, don’t you think I already gave her too much?

Sister: tabi elsara7a? wayed.

Me: listen zain, tell her my answer again, NO.

Sister: Ok.

1 hour later, my sister approached me with a big smile telling me mabrook, she accepted your decision, and her father will call my older brother and arrange for the melcha day. I thought nice, she’s actually paying attention, it was a stupid request anyway but I wanted to send her a message, and that is, I will never say No without mentioning my reasons for it, I will never say No if it can be avoided without serious consequences, and the most important message is that I hate to repeat myself.

Day after, my older brother calls me, I answered:

Me: hala.

Bro: shlonek, tamam?

Me: el7imdella. Ha

Bro: bo flan called,

Me: inshallah ‘7air, “astahbel hehe”

Bro: egool elbint mwafqa,,,,

Me: 3ala ‘7air inshallah.

Bro: bas 3endaha 6alab, ow oho gayeli eni aqne3ek eb 6alabha.

Me: ‘7air inshallah, shno?

Bro: “insert stupid request here”

Me: min sejek?

Bro: ee shfeek?

Me: shno shfeeni, I already said no.

Bro: esma3, ana adri enah 6alab sa’7eef – trying to convince me.

Me: you know I hate to repeat myself, sa7, and you know me more than anyone, that I will never say No unless I have a logic reasons to back it up. Sa7?

Bro: sa7. elmohim oboha egool ra7 yeqne3 benta ow gali a7awel aqne3ek.

Me: bo flan?

Bro: hala.

Me: 6abat nafsi, gool 7ag oboha allah ywafegha ow yaster 3leehom.

Bro: shno??????????????????

Me: I made my decision.

Bro: al7een ayeek elbait.

Me: 7ayak.

She thought she couldn’t convince me to accept her request, why not try to make her father convince my brother to convince me to accept her “insert stupid request here”, which was a very stupid move coming from a highly educated woman such as her, doing that she managed to bring the matter to a complete collapse. That’s when I learned that No matter how highly educated the woman is she still lacks certain abilities to avoid mixing the heart with the brain. She wanted to reserve me and there is no way in hell I would accept being reserved for someone who just can’t accept the decisions I make.

He came home trying to figure out that if I’m being serious or not, ofcourse I am, why would I marry someone who just can’t respect my answer for her stupid request, why would I suffer repeating myself to someone who just can’t get a No for an answer, especially stupid ones. I said No.

I told him to call her father and tell him his daughter needs not to worry anymore, I respect her but I can’t approve such request, and I wish her a happy life. He called her father and told him exactly what I said.

Brother: bo flan shlonek, mash’3ool?

Bo flan: hala wallah la abd salamtek, ha sh9ar weyak?

Brother: madri shagolek laken elwalad mo ra’9i 3ala 6alabha, ow allah ywafegha inshallah ow e7na netmanalakom kel khair ow…..

Bo flan: eee e e, “stuttering” ana walla meste7i menek min ams kent bkalmek 3ala mawthoo3 elbint enha mo mwafqa ow ‘7alas ma tabi.. "o sharaf omek!!"

Brother: ee wala ehemek,,

Bo flan: ee “stuttering” om elbint tgool elwalad mo mwafeq 3ala her job ow ma 9ar n9eeb. <--- WTF I never said that, truth be told, I sat with the girl and her mother and I assured them that its absolutely fine.. but I figured later why her father lied about that.

Brother: < style=""> ee wala ehemek, netmanalkom kel ‘7air inshallah. Ma3 elsalamah.

Bo flan: ma3a elsalmah

If I were her father I would be pissed that my daughter is being rejected, that’s why he came up with that pathetic maneuver to save their face and not fathom the truth that their daughter got rejected by me and not the other way around. Talk about fucked up mentality.

Educated?? Scratch that from my list, abi wa7da omeya :), they are all the same.

P.S: if only I can tell you the stupid request she made, some of you may say it’s a stupid request anyway, why you didn’t say yes? Because ,,,,,,,, ahh I can’t even describe it hehe.

Strange Lions filmed!! and a tag.

2008-07-30T13:28:00.004+03:00

tagged by chika

What is your favorite quotable line from a Movie?
Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair guy, but this fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy. "a few good men"

Who is the most famous person you have spoken to?
Giuseppe Giannini, offered me a beer lol "i didn't drink it, hell i didn't even know what it is"

How many bags/boxes of Potato Chips are consumed at your place in a month?
one, maybe none ba3ad

Who is your all time favorite Cartoon Character?
tweety

What foreign food dish do you prepare from scratch and serve?
you reached the wrong person

What is your favorite section of the Supermarket?
drinks

What was your high school teams mascot and what were the school’s colors?
mdares 7kooma mako halswalef, 6rg elserwal lol

i tag all of you who feels like doing the tag.

No this was shot on a safari trip, captured a real strange behavior in the wild.

Strange Lions Filmed on Safari - Watch more free videos

History

2008-07-23T22:43:00.002+03:00

Boy: Grandpa, what are you reading??
Grandpa: A history book.
Boy: But that’s a sex book
Grandpa: I know, that’s history to me….

if you take that joke and apply it to many things we have lost during the past years, you'd be amazed at how many things are history to us.

elbawal

2008-07-21T22:45:00.004+03:00

mo '7oosh title bas shasawi hehe, took this in the morning while at the gas station.

today was pretty much airless, went for a training and it turned out to be an intense one, was a stupid move as i knew it would be an intense training but i didn't miss it. soaked up, its not disgusting is it? hehe

this my friends is a map of our area in fahaheel, it took me around half an hour to reach my home considering that my training was pretty much close to our area, i have no idea when will this chaos stop with people being in the souk for every god damn day, bas i have to live with it, maybe get a bike or something hehe

update: Bosnia war crime suspect Karadzic arrested,, since ever i watched the documentry about the Srebrenica massacre and the killing of 8000 Muslims in a football field i wanted this prick to be arrested, now that he's been captured, i suggest they hand him over to the Bosnians.

What's wrong with women?

2008-07-19T06:30:00.005+03:00

Nowadays it seems like ladies in the blogsphere especially here in Kuwait are having a tough time figuring out why some men have a kind of hostile attitude towards them. Some posts have certain comments about men which was written by some angry ladies with inappropriate words towards men in general, some of em are funny and i personally enjoyed reading those comments. I know for sure that incompetent men do exist, so i took it upon myself to find out the reason of why such women suffer tremendously when dealing with men. I started thinking and thinking of an answer to my question which is "What's wrong with men?", and i finally found it, google knows everything so it must be the perfect tool to use to find the answer to my question.

opened my browser and went to the google search engine, In the search box i typed

"Whats wrong with men?"

here is the result

And my quest ended.

To the ladies with angry comments: sue google for sexism.

P.S: don't take it seriously, its just a joke hehe, oh btw the page isn't real i edited the page using photoshop.

pss: The title should've been "Whats wrong with men?" but that sounded gay to me so i went with the women one hehe.

Life Through Years

2008-07-18T15:03:00.003+03:00

From 17 to my early 20s, I admit that I was an incompetent human being, barely human as I would describe myself from my current age point of view. I didn’t take things seriously, always rushing things without thinking about the consequences, I screwed up big time in many things, I thought the world revolves around me and me only, hyper active, if I feel your hostility towards me from a mile away I would come over and start a stupid fight. When I became 26 I started to get a bit soft on many things that I once thought are hard to accept, I noticed that I’m growing up and I ‘m not a kid anymore.

Now I’m 30 years old. I learned many things;

1- I can actually say something cheerful and useful to someone in need.

2- Everything counts.

3- I’m always smiling. I rarely smiled when I was younger, what a waste.

4- I make friends faster. Thanks to 3.

5- I don’t surf the internet 20 hrs a day like I used to, I have a life. Long time ago I used to stay in my room all day long and don’t get out of it because of the internet, missing breakfast, lunch, dinner, family and friends as a result. Again, what a waste.

6- Thinking before speaking, more than once.

This conversation took place last night between me and my older brother.

Brother: Allah y3eenek li tzawajt.

Me: allah yaster, laish ya‘7oy?

Brother: t3rfni gabl la atzawaj kent 6ag eldenya bel6ofa a3otho bellah, bas ya’7i min tzawajt 7sait 7ayati t’3ayart 180 draja.

Me: min ay na7ya?

Brother: gabl wallah wala yhemni 7ali wala 7al ‘3airi, ma kan ehemni a7ad kethir oboy ow omi, mo 3an shai, bas ‘7oof menhom ow ham 3leehom haha.

Me: sheli t’3ayar al7een?

Brother: al7een? Lama tzawajt 7seet 3endi marah lazem adareha, gemt a7ati roo7i 3ashanha, lama yooni 3yal ‘7eft zeyada 3ala nafsi, la2anah malhom ‘3airi.

Me: qasdek eldenya al7een ehi eli 6agetek bel6ofa.

Brother: tegdar tgool chethi :).

Me: zain ela3rath elense7abeya min single lai married inshallah hayna 3ad hehe.

Brother: gelnallek Allah y3eenek.

O’7oy hatha kan agshar, ma tanzel elthbana 3ala ‘7ashmah hehe..

Canon Macro Lens and some doodles

2008-07-15T10:38:00.010+03:00

excuse me, i was bored and i drew some figures shown below, forcing gestures.

if you find these offensive, I'm truly sorry.

Now to the canon lens, i have this macro lens "Canon EF 100mm f/2.8 Macro USM Lens for Canon SLR Cameras" that i purchased two weeks ago, used it only once and i just don't need it anymore, i purchased its hood too, my selling price is 125 KD nonnegotiable "is that correct", if you're serious about buying it email me at thebojan at gmail dot com.

PS. I removed three drawings out of respect to those who feels nudity in drawings are offensive, and they were the most serious ones lol, sorry !

Characteristics

2008-07-06T01:58:00.003+03:00

Things my future wife must have:

1- Trustworthy.
2- Extreme overweight is a no no (with all do respect to those who are, just trying to avoid the hassle of the diet thing).
3- Mature.
4- Met7ajba.
5- Educated.
6- Not asking for a beautiful girl, the beautiful features will just fade away within years, an ordinary looking girl with a big heart will do just as good if not better.

Things I wish my future wife would have:

1- Not suspicious. I’m not that type of a guy, seriously.
2- Creative.
3- Beautiful smile that I can gaze into for a long time and thank Allah for such thing.
4- Hyper active.
5- A really good cook. That’s a long shot I know :(
6- Fit.
7- Solve riddles because I can’t.
8- Funny.

Things I would give my future wife:

1- The remote control.
2- My heart.
3- My love.
4- My life.

To a better Cage

2008-07-05T02:47:00.004+03:00

I made my decision, i think its time wala ra7 tro7 3alai :).. 30years old '7alas

I am now in a quest to find my future wife, brigades dispatched , so am i..

I wont change elnasheed ela lama amalech, n6rooni 3ad.

Film Hindi Kuwaiti

2008-07-02T09:43:00.006+03:00

Please tell me this is a joke and they were not serious about taking these action shots of a hostage situation, the hostage is supposed to be the tallest guy with the blue pjs and the criminal is the shortest one with the white shirt.

these were actually published in one of our local newspapers, any ideas which one cause i really couldn't find it, and i received those by email from www.nawafnet.ws by Red Ben.

update: Those shots were published by alrai newspaper about 3 weeks ago. Not surprised!

Pissed Off Groom

2008-07-01T00:52:00.006+03:00

A story i found when i was searching through my backup stuff, funny, enjoy it .

ليلة الدخلة .. ياهي ليلة عيد من جد
لا هيئة (الأمر بالمعروف والنهي عن المنكر) ولا قلت حيا ولا خوف و لا بطيخ

طبعا ً الناس تختلف عاداتهم .. من ديره لـ ديره
اللي يلبسون كرفتات .. واللي يلبسون طرابيش .. واللي يلبسون ( ثياب )

انا ابي اسولف عن اهل الخليج .. وبتحديد السعودية .. وبتحديد سيرلنكا خخخ
اقصد منطقتنا

طبعا ً قبل العرس لازم تنسق مع اهل العروس سعر المهر.
وعندنا المهر مو ثابت .. يعني على حسب البنت
إذا هي شق ( صاروخ ) يطلبون 70000 الف .. وإذا لم تكن كذلك يطلبون من الثلاثين الى 50000 الف
واذا هي مشلوله ب15000 الف

وفي مجتمعنا المحافظ .. يقهرونك قهر ورب الكعبة .. تروح اختك وامك يتفحصون البنت
<< مادري شارين لي موتر مو بنيه .. مو ناقص إلا يطقون فيها فره يجربونها الزبده .. و ترا المسألة على حسب ذوق اختك .. ( وبيني وبينك .. اذا تبي تعرف ذوق اختك افتح دفترها حق المدرسة .. إذا هو مزخرف وحركات وورد وقلت حيا .. يعني ذوقها تمام وإذا تلقى ذكرى ام صيته + ام مزنه + ام ليالي .. وقلب حب مدري شلون هو جاي ..والله اللي رحت فيها ) واختاروا لك بنت .. المفروض بالعقل انك تشوفها .. لأنها شريكة حياتك ( الشرع يقول كذا ) اما حنا لا .. بس يوصفونها لك شعرها كذا .. طولها كذا .. عليها اير باق يعني شي خيالي .. وانت تفكر وتقول بنفسك ( يا الله .. يلعن ام الجمال يا شيخ ) وامك ترفع .. واختك تكبس خخخ .. وعلى هالوصف هذا هيفاء وهبي مو بنت ام فلان وتقعد لك ثلاث شهور .. وانت بس تفكر في البنت .. لين ينتفخ راسك ويجي اليوم اللي تمنيته طول حياتك .. ليلة العمر تلقاك لابس البشت وابوك على يمينك وعمك الكبير على يسارك وخوانك وعيال عمك وعيال خوالك وعيال جيرانكم .. حتى عيال خدامتكم كلهم متجمعين .. واللي يعرض بالسيف ( مسوي لي فيها الزير سالم هو و راسه ) واللي ماسك الرشاش والسما حمرا من الطلق (الطلقات) .. تقول جالس بفيتنام الزبده .. وتخش على صالة الأفراح حقت الحريم .. بصراحة العزوبي ما يخاف الا من شيئين 1 لمبات العرس إذا ركبوها على البيت ( تحس خلاص ما فيه رجعة ) 2 إذا دخلت على صالة الحريم في صالة الأفراح هينا يجينا ( مغص في البطن .. ) ولما تخش الصالة .. الله لا يوريك .. ولما تخش تمشي في الصالة تبي الكوشة .. تسند جسمك على ابوك على شان ما تطيح من هول ما ترى وتجلس على الكرسي تلتقط انفاسك .. وانت من داخل ميت تبي تشوف العروس ولما يطلعون اللي زفوك .. ابوك وعمك والخمه اللي معهم << قوية الخمه يجي عاد الكلام اللي مال امه داعي امك تطب في الملعب ( والمقصود بالملعب هنا " ساحة الرقص " البست يعني ) وتخش خالتك تراقصها .. وشوي تطب مرة عمك .. حتى خدامتكم تخش وتشكشك بالهندي لها ربع ساعة طبعا ً العالم اللي عندك منت صوبهم .. تبي تشوف اللي بجنبك جالسة .. تبي تشوف بسكال مشعلاني وفي هذه الأثناء انت مفهي (دايخ) على الحضور .. وعينك كبر قوطي جبن كرفت تقز في البنات اللي قاعدين عاد البنات الله يقلعهن يستعبطن اللي تطيح الشيله متعمده .. واللي تنزل العبايه شوي وتطلع البلاوي .. واللي ترفع الغشوه (الشيله) يعني تشرب ماء ( الله يرجهن يا هن زاحفات (خبول) ) وبعد نصف ساعة كأنه الدهر بحالوه ==> قلبت زلمه

تنطلق انت وهالغزال للعشة الزوجية
ويدخلونكم الغرفة .. واللي يلولش هينا واللي يزغرت هناك .. واللي يلعب يوقا عند الباب

المهم .. تخش الغرفة وانت لابس البشت << ==يعني شرايك .. وتقول للعروس السلام عليكم وهي اشكل .. ما ترد وتنزل البشت .. وتجي تقعد جنبها ( ايوه ... هينا الكلام ) .... ويوم جلست .. وانا المح طرف كوعها .. ويوم شفت الكوع لا تقولون يالربع .. تقول غاطه كوعها بغرشة (بطل) حبر اسود انا هينا صراحة .. قلبي قام يوجعني .. وقلت بنفسي ( لازم نتأكد إن بعض الظن إثم ) واقول لها يا فلانه .. ولا ترد علي !!؟ يافلانه تعوذي من ابليس .. وقومي وهي تسوي مستحية .. ما تدري انها لو تقول لي ( بععععع ) انحشت مع الباب الزبده .. وانا اسولف معها ما ترد علي .. شاطفتني شطفه (ساحبه علي سحبه) بنت كلب تقول قرد عندها مو زوجها .. قلت بيني وبين نفسي .. ( يا ولد وش السالفة .. لا يكون البنت مغصوبة علي ) عاد انا شهم لأبعد الحدود <<== والله انك نصاب لأبعد الحدود وقلت لها .. يا بنت الناس .. حنا الحين متزوجين .. يعني انتي مرتي بشرع الله ورسوله ما ردت علي , كأني اسولف على جدار وقلت بيني وبين نفسي << يا كثر ما تسولف على نفسك ( تدري شلون .. خلني اضحكها .. انكت استعبط ..ألطف الجو ) والله واجي واقعد جنبها .. واقول فيها بيت شعر .. اتغزل فيها وهي شطف (طاف) .. ولا كأني موجود بالغرفة ! واقوم واخذ القلم واسجل رقم جوالي .. واقطه عليها وقلت لها هذا رقمي ارقمها .. " بكيفي مرتي وبكيفي .. ان شاء الله ارقم ابوها بعد " وهي تبتسم بس ما تكلمت .. ويوم تبسمت جيت وجلست بجنبها ( لزيت (لزقت) فيها شوي ) وقلت لها .. ( معك مباحس امن دولة ) =>>يعني انكت انا وراسي

هينا البنت قالت بقلبها .. ( يا الله المستعان .. زوجي طلع خبل )
واخذ لي ربع ساعة وانا مفهي (رايح ملح) على زولها .. اطالعها من فوق لتحت << تحسون عمره ما شاف خير واقول بنفسي .. ( يا ولد الجسم مسكت ما يحتاج .. بس الوجه .. ابي اشوف الوجه ) والله وانا امسك ايدها .. انا من مسكت اليد وقلبي قام يقول طربق طربق.. .. والبنت قامت تنزل ايدها الثانية شوي شوي وانا استانس بصراحة .. وقلت العن ام الفله وبلمح البصر ! .. تسحب الكعب اللي لابسته .. وترفع اليد .. وتنزل الكعب على راسي مثل الـ B52 يوم تنزل على بغداد .. وانا لي صياح << سجن ابو غريب مو العشة الزوجية .. واروح واوقف عند الباب .. واقعد اطالعها .. مدري وش اسوي إن طلعت برا شافوني اهلي .. ويقولون وش فيه ولدنا لا يكون فضحنا مع البنت وإن جلست في الغرفة .. هذي ما تعطي وجهه .. وقمت افكر و افكر لين طرت على بالي خطة واشوف سويتش اللمبه ( Off .. On ) .. وانا اطفي اللمبه .. واولع اللمبه الحمرا ألمح لها .. والله وتقوم بنت الحلال وتتوجه صوبي انا يوم شفتها جتني تمشي .. خفت والله .. قلت الحين تبي تلعن خيري وتجيك المعزبه .. وتطفي اللمبه الحمرا .. وتولع اللمبه العاديه وانا ماسك يدة الباب ابي انحاش إذا قربت لي <<== امحق رجال وقلت لها .. اقوول ( خلاص بلا عرس وبلا بطيخ .. الحين انا ابي انام .. شلون !؟ ) والله والبنت ساكته .. وانا اقرب شوي شوي .. واسحب المخده ببطء شديد << العن ام الخوف واروح لزاوية الغرفة .. واحط المخده .. .. وألقيها ظهري وانا صاد اطالع الجدار << ما قلت لكم شهم >> أي هين تجيكم السالفة

ويوم خلصت .. ألتفت عليها .. وعلى طول تغشى البنت مستحيه مني
والله وانا اقوم واروح لثلاجة اللي بنفس الغرفة .. وفتحتها
وأشوف انواع الحلاو .. وانواع العصيرات .. ( يا بعد قلبي يا يمه .. هي اللي شاريتها )

واسحب الكتكات .. واقعد اكل من الحلويات لين ارتفع السكر اللي عندي

والبنت تطالعني مستغربة .. انا إذا شفت الحلويات والعصيرات .. افقد الوعي على طول

وحسيت فيها انها تناظر (تطالعني) لي .. وانا اكل من الحلويات .. من كل بستان زهرة على ما قالوا
واجي واحطهم عندها .. واطالعها وابتسم

( طبعا ً الكلام هذا وأنا ما شفت وجهها للحين )

ومدت ايدها شوي شوي .. وأخذت الكتكات .. عاد انا احلا شي عندي الكتكات ><" والله وانا اطالعها بعيوني.. ( ابيها ترجعه وتاخذ شي ثاني ) وهي تسحب علي السيفون .. وتفتح الحلاو و تدخل يدها تحت الطرحة وتاكل وقلت لها .. ادفع نص عمري بس اشوف وجهك قالت بصوت خافت ومبحوح ( صوتها يدوخ ياجماعة الخير ) قالت .. ابي بطاقة سوا انا يوم سمعت البطاقه .. كنك صافقني مخمس (كف) على خشتي (وجهي) وقلت في نفسي .. هلا هلا .. من اولها بطاقه سوا .. شكلها راعية تلفونات المعزبه ><" وقلت .. اجيب لك الثريا .. بس اكشفي هالخشه .. ابي اكحل عيوني واشوف " ابي اوصف لكم الحدث .. كأنكم معي " وتضع يدها على النقاب .. ( وتبدء الكاميرا بالدوران من خلف راسها .. مثل تصوير الافلام ) وانا انظر .. اقصد و يبدأ التصوير بالبطيء .. وانا انظر لها بتلهف وفاتح افمي (فمي) وحين كشفت لي عن وجهها .. قلت ( .............................. ............... ) وهي تبسم وتحرك راسها يمين شمال .. والشعر يثناثر على وجهها وبحركه خطافيه .. اسحب الطفايه اللي جنب السرير واحذفها عليها بسرعة 85 ميل في الساعة لكنها تحاشت الطلقه انا انقهرت .. وقلت .. والله يقلع ا عمر اختي الي جمعتني فيك يا بنت الـ ... طوط طوط والله وانا اطالعها منقهر .. ومتحسف على المهر ( 70000 ألف ) الله لا يخسر واقوم .. واروح واجيب لي خيشه .. واغطي راسها خخخ .. وفتحت في الخيشه فتحه على شان تقدر تتفس واربط الخيشه براسها .. والف عليها سيم ( علاق ملابس ) عاد انا بغيت احلل المهر .. بس تراجعت في للحظه الاخيرة ومن بكره .. وانا ماخذها لبيت اهلها .. وقلت لهم والله للعن ابو D . N . A اللي عليكم مزوجيني مسخ الله لا يبارك فيكم بالله هذي بنت .. لعن ابوكم لو اني ماخذ لي سرلنكيه استر لي من النمس اللي انتوا مزوجيني اياه طلعوا باقي المهر لا اجيب عليكم الشرطة الحين وتقولون هيفاء وهبي بعد .. زكيه زكريا اطلق (أحلى) منها الله لا يربحكم الزبده .. وانا اقط البنت على اهلها .. وارسل لهم ورقة الطلاق.

ps: this is just a joke, i happen to believe that most of you are beautiful

Spite

2008-06-29T00:49:00.002+03:00

Things i know about myself

2008-06-20T15:29:00.006+03:00

1- If i want to go shopping which is rare, i go at 10am, if i need to visit a friend and he's not close to me, i go 3pm or 4pm maximum, cafes and restaurants, i choose the good and least occupied ones and stick with it.

2- Sometimes i feel I'm connected to someone and we share alot of ideas, or i feel i can help him/her and vice versa, i choose to stay away.

3- I sleep jerk during long flights and its embarrassing.

4- I rarely wear a dishdasha, only occasional, i think it constraints my movements.

5- When i get hold of something and i mean anything, tangible, friends, all kind of relations, i always stick with it for a very long time, i\m talking years here. My patience scale is damn high.

6- No sense of boredom what so ever, i enjoy all sorts of things.

I guess 6 is enough in cyberspace, don't you think? hehe

Gift to a broken heart

2008-06-17T21:49:00.004+03:00

but not mine hehe :)

stop dancing :))))))))

Imagine Me

2008-06-16T01:43:00.002+03:00

Tagged by Shoush

Although you can see my profile pic, just imagine anything not related to my appearance.

I tag all of you who read this. :)

tough boy

2008-06-14T23:17:00.006+03:00

I think i just came home from a fight or something and they probably asked me to pose for a photo, look at that smirk, it tells you how well i did in that fight, but i'm dirty, lil dirty boy. hehe..

This photo was taken in 1980 or 1981, and i was either 3 years old or two, i really don't know.

ماغي يالنثيه

2008-05-11T14:38:00.003+03:00

ya zeenech zeenah, yaaaaaaaaaaw

Schism and the Philadelphia Experiment

2008-04-12T15:39:00.003+03:00

i'm getting old and lazy :p bas hail ow dusty rain!! el7imellah 3ala kil 7al, thanks to all those who congratulated me on my birthday, means alot to me :) Thanks

today i got an email about this tiny movie exposing the Bible, its called Schism and it was aimed as a response to the movie fitna. Bas sara7ah, Raed als3eed really made a great job with it.

The Philadelphia Experiment took place around 1943, the main target was to render the USS destroyer invisible to any human observer. i have no idea if this is a hoax or real but Einstein was involved in the project.

ASP ME. Officially 30

2008-03-26T02:24:00.003+03:00

I'm officially 30 years old today, allah i can't wait to get 40 inshallah lol, i'm so excited that i'm going to spend it sleepin :p

Please watch the clip. It was very well written, designed and executed, also one thing you should know after watching this video, Monsters are everywhere. Happy dodging.

PICK ME! PICK ME!

2008-03-15T14:30:00.005+03:00

If i only know what his wife has done to him so i can figure out the act of madness he showed in that store, i assume it was bad enough :p

30 Years Of Everything

2008-03-10T03:20:00.006+03:00

I fell from a pretty high spot and landed exactly on my lower back and slightly over my butt, the doctor told me that i have a bulging disc. Its not a big deal now since i'm in the process of getting back to do what i was always doing since 17 years. el7imdellah 3ala kil 7al.

through digg i came across alot of The Lost time machine theories and to be honest i managed to control my curiosity and skipped it. some of those who read it tells me it will enlighten my perspective towards the show, and some do say that it will ruin it for you.

Btw, Jack is just what i need to sort out my back pain!! NOT.

first el7imdellah, in days i will be a 30 years old man and strangely enough am excited about it.

checking!!

2008-02-13T19:48:00.000+03:00

WTF Safat?

2008-01-04T21:20:00.000+03:00

can't wait till you upgrade the ad service to include a nude pictures!!? wtf

How to dance like a zombie?

2008-01-04T18:56:00.000+03:00

Seriously, watch for the guy with the red shirt

Just found out that cats do snores, freaky

Tiger in a Cage

2008-01-01T15:53:00.000+03:00

Kel 3am ow elkel eb alf ‘7air.

I wish you the best in this year, 2007 is gone and here comes 2008 with new challenges , wish you all had a nice 2007 year, although some of us including me were not having the best year of their life, but isn't that what we always say when a new year approaches? typical us human being, we strive and struggle to live a better life and thats what keeps life entertaining, we hold no force on things that might happen to us as its our destiny and all we can say, el7imdelah 3ala kil 7al. Some of us had a happy year and i wish them more happiness in the years ahead.

Things I wish to happen during this year. I’ll try to make it happen, for some atleast. :p

Hajj
I execute the plan I setup to eliminate 7 years of confusion and illness
Quit smoking
Finish the season ranking first, will tell you later. J
No electricity shortage,
Get my own house
Get a laptop computer, I always thought its useless, I still do.
Get a gold tooth, YEAH, It’s sexy
Drive towards the fifth ring road 7 am in the morning without getting stuck in a traffic
Attend SIGGRAPH 2008 Los Angeles
Visit Phuket
Witness the Fall of Pervez Musharraf and maybe the dinosaur Muammar al-Gaddafi
Stop wasting my money on clothes, dress dirty :p
Get a Wii
Go to a dentist and finish the job
Stay fit
Lowrise jeans tag that says ‘Hide your ass crack’
Boycott Starbucks and Fast Food Restaurants
Watch movies in a Cinema theater, torrents are addictive :p
See a change in KTV3, unlikely to happen.
Visit Kenya
Visit The Avenues, I’ve never been there.
Fall of the Apple Company
Rise of Digg, LOL
The Release of the Crayon Physics Deluxe Game, I really can’t wait any longer.
More Mushroom
Get a Cintiq

That's it for me, See!! me no greedy at all :p

Perfect Pictures for an Imperfect World

2007-12-15T20:55:00.000+03:00

while they think the world isn't perfect for them, i would tell them, its not only you who suffers, we all do, but for many of us, its mentally.

Mars, Snickers, Twix. No longer vegetarian!!

2007-11-29T14:53:00.000+03:00

I do not eat chocolate often, maybe once or twice a month, but i know alot of you do like it and eat it regularly. Owner Masterfoods said it had started to use animal product rennet to make its chocolate products The news is 6 months old and the last products before using rennet had the best before date up to 1 OCTOBER, after that date rennet was used and you were most probably eating the new ones, enjoy it :P

BBC Link

update: An anonymous tip "i like this, hehe" just came in from an anonymous person whom i would like to thank "thank you :)" shows that the company decided not to go with the plan and the products will stay veggie, but i guess it doesn't matter to chikapappi whether its veggie or not :p . BBC Link

Assume a posture

2007-11-21T02:46:00.000+03:00

another one to wrap up the day

I made you bigger!! but not so big

2007-11-20T20:47:00.000+03:00

I like curvy girls, not ridiculously curvy, i mean the type of body that when you see it makes you wanna smell every inch in it. I sketched this one in a public place and you don't wanna know what place it was hehe.

Ghost in Gas Station

2007-11-16T21:17:00.000+03:00

Recent untampered footage of surveillance at a gas station in Parma Heights, Ohio.

AOU Ranting

2007-11-14T13:55:00.001+03:00

Just came home from the AOU. I woke up in a pretty good mood to study at 8 am, i usually study in the day of the quiz/exam, so i grabbed the book and started reading, at 11 am i took off to the university and was still in a good mood, at 12 am i got into the class and she asked if anyone has anything to ask before the quiz starts, everything is just perfect, she started handing over the papers that contains the quiz, and thats when my god damn good mood was no longer good and desperation kicked in. 6 pages full of questions, some of em requires 4 sentences, i hid my shock and gave her the puppy look, thats when i started thinking, its a freaking quiz for god's sake not a final exam. I know she's good and she's nice but that just doesn't satisfy me as i'm here to get the degree and i'm not playing around, i'm really serious about this. I'm not saying she did in purpose, i will not question her abilities, but its a freaking quiz YA ALLAH. I logged in and just wanted to find the definition of the word quiz, its not that quiz means irritating day or something although in her dictionary it might mean something else, no offence she's good i like her, she works hard and i respect that. Back to the definition of Quiz.

"an examination consisting of a few short questions"

FEW and SHORT is the keywords here. Get the picture will ya, you proved your point that we do not interact with you during the classes because we were not paying any attention to whatever that you were saying, you happy??!! i will not question your intention as to why you did that, only Allah does, but i hope its not failing that you seek.

I have more than 2000 words TMA report that i have to submit by tomorrow night, i planned on doing it today, but i think one bad thing is enough for today, i'll sleep now.

AOU. Math = Mood disorder

2007-11-11T20:33:00.000+03:00

Arab open university is just the most boring place i've ever been to. today i had a math/physic class and, its called MST121, the only thing i did by attending this class was drawing chicks with a bit of exaggeration in their body parts "weird ha, yeah i get that alot" i got inspired by the girls there hehe. It saddens me that i have to attend this class for the rest of this course. I can't wait to pass it with a D. i'm too old for math. My mind can't function the way it did when i was 18.

PS: i'll post the drawings soon :p

How does it feel to die?

2007-11-08T12:22:00.000+03:00

IS IT distressing to experience consciousness slipping away or something people can accept with equanimity? Are there any surprises in store as our existence draws to a close? These are questions that have plagued philosophers and scientists for centuries, and chances are you've pondered them too occasionally.

None of us can know the answers for sure until our own time comes, but the few individuals who have their brush with death interrupted by a last-minute reprieve can offer some intriguing insights. Advances in medical science, too, have led to a better understanding of what goes on as the body gives up the ghost.

Death comes in many guises, but one way or another it is usually a lack of oxygen to the brain that delivers the coup de grâce. Whether as a result of a heart attack, drowning or suffocation, for example, people ultimately die because their neurons are deprived of oxygen, leading to cessation of electrical activity in the brain - the modern definition of biological death.

If the flow of freshly oxygenated blood to the brain is stopped, through whatever mechanism, people tend to have about 10 seconds before losing consciousness. They may take many more minutes to die, though, with the exact mode of death affecting the subtleties of the final experience. If you can take the grisly details, read on for a brief guide to the many and varied ways death can suddenly strike.

Drowning

The "surface struggle" for breath

Death by drowning has a certain dark romance to it: countless literary heroines have met their end slipping beneath the waves with billowy layers of petticoats floating around their heads. In reality, suffocating to death in water is neither pretty nor painless, though it can be surprisingly swift.

Just how fast people drown depends on several factors, including swimming ability and water temperature. In the UK, where the water is generally cold, 55 per cent of open-water drownings occur within 3 metres of safety. Two-thirds of victims are good swimmers, suggesting that people can get into difficulties within seconds, says Mike Tipton, a physiologist and expert in marine survival at the University of Portsmouth in the UK.

Typically, when a victim realises that they cannot keep their head above water they tend to panic, leading to the classic "surface struggle". They gasp for air at the surface and hold their breath as they bob beneath, says Tipton. Struggling to breathe, they can't call for help. Their bodies are upright, arms weakly grasping, as if trying to climb a non-existent ladder from the sea. Studies with New York lifeguards in the 1950s and 1960s found that this stage lasts just 20 to 60 seconds.

When victims eventually submerge, they hold their breath for as long as possible, typically 30 to 90 seconds. After that, they inhale some water, splutter, cough and inhale more. Water in the lungs blocks gas exchange in delicate tissues, while inhaling water also triggers the airway to seal shut - a reflex called a laryngospasm. "There is a feeling of tearing and a burning sensation in the chest as water goes down into the airway. Then that sort of slips into a feeling of calmness and tranquility," says Tipton, describing reports from survivors.

That calmness represents the beginnings of the loss of consciousness from oxygen deprivation, which eventually results in the heart stopping and brain death.

Heart attack

One of the most common forms of exit

The "Hollywood Heart Attack", featuring sudden pain, desperate chest-clutching and immediate collapse, certainly happens in a few cases. But a typical "myocardial infarction", as medical-speak has it, is a lot less dramatic and comes on slowly, beginning with mild discomfort.

The most common symptom is, of course, chest pain: a tightness, pressure or squeezing, often described as an "elephant on my chest", which may be lasting or come and go. This is the heart muscle struggling and dying from oxygen deprivation. Pain can radiate to the jaw, throat, back, belly and arms. Other signs and symptoms include shortness of breath, nausea and cold sweats.

Most victims delay before seeking assistance, waiting an average of 2 to 6 hours. Women are the worst, probably because they are more likely to experience less well-known symptoms, such as breathlessness, back or jaw pain, or nausea, says JoAnn Manson, an epidemiologist at Harvard Medical School. Survivors say they just didn't want to make a fuss; that it felt more like indigestion, tiredness or muscle cramps than a heart attack. Then again, some victims are just in denial.

Delay costs lives. Most people who die from heart attacks do so before reaching hospital. The actual cause of death is often heart arrhythmia - disruption of the normal heart rhythm, in other words.

Even small heart attacks can play havoc with the electrical impulses that control heart muscle contraction, effectively stopping it. In about 10 seconds the person loses consciousness, and minutes later they are dead.

Patients who make it to hospital quickly fare much better; in the UK and US more than 85 per cent of heart attack patients admitted to hospital survive to 30 days. Hospitals can deploy defibrillators to shock the heart back into rhythm, and clot-busting drugs and artery-clearing surgery.

Bleeding to death

Several stages of haemorrhagic shock

The speed of exsanguination, as bleeding to death is known, depends on the source of the bleed, says John Kortbeek at the University of Calgary in Alberta, Canada, and chair of Advanced Trauma Life Support for the American College of Surgeons. People can bleed to death in seconds if the aorta, the major blood vessel leading from the heart, is completely severed, for example, after a severe fall or car accident.

Death could creep up much more slowly if a smaller vein or artery is nicked - even taking hours. Such victims would experience several stages of haemorrhagic shock. The average adult has 5 litres of blood. Losses of around 750 millilitres generally cause few symptoms. Anyone losing 1.5 litres - either through an external wound or internal bleeding - feels weak, thirsty and anxious, and would be breathing fast. By 2 litres, people experience dizziness, confusion and then eventual unconsciousness.

"Survivors of haemorrhagic shock describe many different experiences, ranging from fear to relative calm," Kortbeek says. "In large part this would depend on what and how extensive the associated injuries were. A single penetrating wound to the femoral artery in the leg might be less painful than multiple fractures sustained in a motor vehicle crash."

Fire

It's usually the toxic gases that prove lethal

Long the fate of witches and heretics, burning to death is torture. Hot smoke and flames singe eyebrows and hair and burn the throat and airways, making it hard to breathe. Burns inflict immediate and intense pain through stimulation of the nociceptors - the pain nerves in the skin. To make matters worse, burns also trigger a rapid inflammatory response, which boosts sensitivity to pain in the injured tissues and surrounding areas.

As burn intensities progress, some feeling is lost but not much, says David Herndon, a burns-care specialist at University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston. "Third-degree burns do not hurt as much as second-degree wounds, as superficial nerves are destroyed. But the difference is semantic; large burns are horrifically painful in any instance."

Some victims of severe burns report not feeling their injuries while they are still in danger or intent on saving others. Once the adrenalin and shock wear off, however, the pain quickly sets in. Pain management remains one of the most challenging medical problems in the care of burns victims.

Most people who die in fires do not in fact die from burns. The most common cause of death is inhaling toxic gases - carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide and even hydrogen cyanide - together with the suffocating lack of oxygen. One study of fire deaths in Norway from 1996 found that almost 75 per cent of the 286 people autopsied had died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

Depending on the size of the fire and how close you are to it, concentrations of carbon monoxide could start to cause headache and drowsiness in minutes, eventually leading to unconsciousness. According to the US National Fire Protection Association, 40 per cent of the victims of fatal home fires are knocked out by fumes before they can even wake up.

Decapitation

Nearly instantaneous

Beheading, if somewhat gruesome, can be one of the quickest and least painful ways to die - so long as the executioner is skilled, his blade sharp, and the condemned sits still.

The height of decapitation technology is, of course, the guillotine. Officially adopted by the French government in 1792, it was seen as more humane than other methods of execution. When the guillotine was first used in public, onlookers were reportedly aghast at the speed of death.

Quick it may be, but consciousness is nevertheless believed to continue after the spinal chord is severed. A study in rats in 1991 found that it takes 2.7 seconds for the brain to consume the oxygen from the blood in the head; the equivalent figure for humans has been calculated at 7 seconds. Some macabre historical reports from post-revolutionary France cited movements of the eyes and mouth for 15 to 30 seconds after the blade struck, although these may have been post-mortem twitches and reflexes.

If you end up losing your head, but aren't lucky enough to fall under the guillotine, or even a very sharp, well-wielded blade, the time of conscious awareness of pain may be much longer. It took the axeman three attempts to sever the head of Mary Queen of Scots in 1587. He had to finish the job with a knife.

Decades earlier in 1541, Margaret Pole, the Countess of Salisbury, was executed at the Tower of London. She was dragged to the block, but refused to lay her head down. The inexperienced axe man made a gash in her shoulder rather than her neck. According to some reports, she leapt from the block and was chased by the executioner, who struck 11 times before she died.

Electrocution

The heart and the brain are most vulnerable

In accidental electrocutions, usually involving low, household current, the most common cause of death is arrhythmia, stopping the heart dead. Unconsciousness ensues after the standard 10 seconds, says Richard Trohman, a cardiologist at Rush University in Chicago. One study of electrocution deaths in Montreal, Canada found that 92 per cent had probably died from arrhythmia.

Higher currents can produce nearly immediate unconsciousness. The electric chair was designed to produce instant loss of consciousness and painless death - a step up from traditional hangings - by conducting the current through the brain and the heart.

Whether it achieves this end is debatable. Studies on dogs in 1950 found that electrodes had to be placed on either side of the head to ensure sufficient current passed through the brain to knock the creature out. There have been many botched executions - those that required several jolts to kill, or where flames leapt from the prisoner's head, in one case due to a damp synthetic sponge being attached to the electrodes on the prisoner's head, which was such a poor conductor it was heated up by the current and caught fire.

An analysis in 2005 of post-mortem remains from 43 prisoners sentenced to death by electrocution found the most common visible injuries to be head and leg burns where the electrodes were attached. The study's senior author, William Hamilton, a medical examiner in Florida, concluded that these burns occurred post-mortem and that death was indeed instantaneous.

However, John Wikswo, a biophysicist at Vanderbilt University in Nashville, Tennessee, maintains that the thick, insulating bones of the skull would prevent sufficient current from reaching the brain, and prisoners could instead be dying from heating of the brain, or perhaps from suffocation due to paralysis of the breathing muscles - either way, an unpleasant way to go.

Fall from a height

If possible aim to land feet first

A high fall is certainly among the speediest ways to die: terminal velocity (no pun intended) is about 200 kilometres per hour, achieved from a height of about 145 metres or more. A study of deadly falls in Hamburg, Germany, found that 75 per cent of victims died in the first few seconds or minutes after landing.

The exact cause of death varies, depending on the landing surface and the person's posture. People are especially unlikely to arrive at the hospital alive if they land on their head - more common for shorter (under 10 metres) and higher (over 25 metres) falls. A 1981 analysis of 100 suicidal jumps from the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco - height: 75 metres, velocity on impact with the water: 120 kilometres per hour - found numerous causes of instantaneous death including massive lung bruising, collapsed lungs, exploded hearts or damage to major blood vessels and lungs through broken ribs.

Survivors of great falls often report the sensation of time slowing down. The natural reaction is to struggle to maintain a feet-first landing, resulting in fractures to the leg bones, lower spinal column and life-threatening broken pelvises. The impact travelling up through the body can also burst the aorta and heart chambers. Yet this is probably still the safest way to land, despite the force being concentrated in a small area: the feet and legs form a "crumple zone" which provides some protection to the major internal organs.

Some experienced climbers or skydivers who have survived a fall report feeling focused, alert and driven to ensure they landed in the best way possible: relaxed, legs bent and, where possible, ready to roll. Certainly every little helps, but the top tip for fallers must be to aim for a soft landing. A paper from 1942 reports a woman falling 28 metres from her apartment building into freshly tilled soil. She walked away with just a fractured rib and broken wrist.

Hanging

Speed of death depends on the hangman's skill

Suicides and old-fashioned "short drop" executions cause death by strangulation; the rope puts pressure on the windpipe and the arteries to the brain. This can cause unconsciousness in 10 seconds, but it takes longer if the noose is incorrectly sited. Witnesses of public hangings often reported victims "dancing" in pain at the end of the rope, struggling violently as they asphyxiated. Death only ensues after many minutes, as shown by the numerous people being resuscitated after being cut down - even after 15 minutes.

When public executions were outlawed in Britain in 1868, hangmen looked for a less performance-oriented approach. They eventually adopted the "long-drop" method, using a lengthier rope so the victim reached a speed that broke their necks. It had to be tailored to the victim's weight, however, as too great a force could rip the head clean off, a professionally embarrassing outcome for the hangman.

Despite the public boasting of several prominent executioners in late 19th-century Britain, a 1992 analysis of the remains of 34 prisoners found that in only about half of cases was the cause of death wholly or partly due to spinal trauma. Just one-fifth showed the classic "hangman's fracture" between the second and third cervical vertebrae. The others died in part from asphyxiation.

Michael Spence, an anthropologist at the University of Western Ontario in London, Canada, has found similar results in US victims. He concluded, however, that even if asphyxiation played a role, the trauma of the drop would have rapidly rendered all of them unconscious. "What the hangmen were looking for was quick cessation of activity," he says. "And they knew enough about their craft to ensure that happened. The thing they feared most was decapitation."

Lethal injection

US-government approved, but is it really painless?

Lethal injection was designed in Oklahoma in 1977 as a humane alternative to the electric chair. The state medical examiner and chair of anaesthesiology settled on a series of three drug injections. First comes the anaesthetic thiopental to speed away any feelings of pain, followed by a paralytic agent called pancuronium to stop breathing. Finally potassium chloride is injected, which stops the heart almost instantly.

Each drug is supposed to be administered in a lethal dose, a redundancy to ensure speedy and humane death. However, eyewitnesses have reported inmates convulsing, heaving and attempting to sit up during the procedure, suggesting the cocktail is not always completely effective.

The reason, say Leonidas Koniaris at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine, is insufficient thiopental. He and his colleagues analysed 41 executions by lethal injection in North Carolina and California, and compared anaesthetic doses to known effects in animal models, such as pigs. As the same dose of thiopental is used regardless of body weight, the anaesthesia produced in some heavier inmates might be inadequate, they concluded.

"I think that awareness is a real possibility in a large fraction of executions," says Koniaris. That awareness might include feelings of suffocation from paralysed lungs and the searing, burning pain of a potassium chloride injection. The effect of the paralytic, however, might mean that witnesses never see any outward signs of pain.

The Supreme Court is now going to review whether this mode of execution is legal.

Explosive decompression

It takes your breath away

Death due to exposure to vacuum is a staple of science fiction plots, whether the unfortunate gets thrown from an airlock or ruptures their spacesuit.

In real life there has been just one fatal space depressurisation accident. This occurred on the Russian Soyuz-11 mission in 1971, when a seal leaked upon re-entry into the Earth's atmosphere; upon landing all three flight crew were found dead from asphyxiation.

Most of our knowledge of depressurisation comes from animal experiments and the experiences of pilots in accidents at very high altitudes. When the external air pressure suddenly drops, the air in the lungs expands, tearing the fragile gas exchange tissues. This is especially damaging if the victim neglects to exhale prior to decompression or tries to hold their breath. Oxygen begins to escape from the blood and lungs.

Experiments on dogs in the 1950s showed that 30 to 40 seconds after the pressure drops, their bodies began to swell as the water in tissues vaporised, though the tight seal of their skin prevented them from "bursting". The heart rate rises initially, then plummets. Bubbles of water vapour form in the blood and travel through the circulatory system, obstructing blood flow. After about a minute, blood effectively stops circulating.

Human survivors of rapid decompression accidents include pilots whose planes lost pressure, or in one case a NASA technician who accidentally depressurised his flight suit inside a vacuum chamber. They often report an initial pain, like being hit in the chest, and may remember feeling air escape from their lungs and the inability to inhale. Time to the loss of consciousness was generally less than 15 seconds.

One mid-1960s experiment by the US Army Aeromedical Research Laboratory in New Mexico found that a chimpanzee had a period of useful consciousness of just 11 seconds before lack of oxygen caused them to pass out.

Surprisingly, in view of these apparently traumatic effects, animals that have been repressurised within 90 seconds have generally survived with no lasting damage.

LINK

Trooper Dance!!

2007-11-02T23:39:00.000+03:00

Now, imagine 100s of those walking the streets, Crazy!!

Image trick

2007-11-01T23:27:00.000+03:00

by Justin Benton

Go to google images. right click here and open in a new tab/window then copy paste below code to the internet address bar:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5 ); void(0)

Hit enter. Crazy, huh?

hyber-realistic sculptures

2007-11-01T19:01:00.000+03:00

I enjoy art with all its aspects, not too much into music. I came across this while surfing and i must say i was amazed by their abilities to create such hyper-realistic sculptures. I can't imagine how long it took them to make the old women but i assume plenty of time were consumed.

NO KILLING

2007-11-01T15:51:00.000+03:00

This is a game that really made me scream my lungs out, although it clearly states that you avoid killing those poor lil stick figures, but i managed to kill them all.
link

Audio - Visual Test

2007-11-01T14:18:00.001+03:00

This is the best way to test your senses. Link

آه ياكويت

2007-11-01T13:19:00.000+03:00

الفيفا وقف نشاط الكويت لأنه الكويت خالفت القوانين بشأن أعضاء الإتحاد والإخوان كل واحد يقط اللوم على الثاني بخصوص المشكله، إلي صار أمس على قناة الكأس عيب وعبد الرضا عباس طلع مايعرف كوعه من بوعه يعني واحد مثل عبدالرضا عباس عنده جريده إسمها الأبراج شنو تتوقع من واحد من واحد ما يعرف كوعه من بوعه وعنده جريده؟ ما راح أقول

Long time

2007-11-01T12:15:00.000+03:00

Long time nothing were posted here, but i'll be updating this blog frequently from now on.

sneaky

2006-04-14T05:42:00.000+03:00

look out