Tuesday, February 17, 2009

elbanghali dude, 7el 3ani tekfa :(

i have this banghali guy who works in the same place i work for, '7oosh walad bas ba6ni ba6, he always greets me with warm salam and serve me with '7oosh gahwa ow swalef, bas after that he turns to be a pain in the ass, lama ya36eeni shai ow agoolah mashkoor he goes like enta nafar wajed zain, enta mo nafs kuwaiti kolo, kuwaiti ma ygool mashkoor, at that moment i would be nodding my head and saying la fi kuwaiti zain bas ethaher you only encounters assholes fa allah e3eenek. At the same time i would be watching elborsa anxiously hoping for a good day bas el7abeeb keeps nagging 3ala obo eli '7alafni and helplessly complaining that he's lonely ow stuff and since i am still a nice guy i just keeps nodding my head eli min kether elnodding 9ert cheni hedhed giving him an indication that i feel his pain, BUT DOES HE FEELS MINE, i am being raped belborsa on a daily basis i bled out and i am on the verge of of going loco bas he still doesn't understand that, laish? ow sharaf omek laish? madri, and everyday he mentions how lonely he is he brings up the women subject, baba ana yabi aroosa, ana mafi noom belail? ana shako? shno hal me7na eli shaga oma hatha, shagni shag hal far'7, karahni eldawam hal3ar9. mno gal lek etha i care if you fucking slept ow mmet "died" last night, do i look like someone who gives a rats ass about your day? NO, FUCKING NO, N OW O. bas el79aan mo ra'9i yefham. Eman Najm on TV, el7abeeb goes allah helwa? LA MO HELWA, wali 3an 3arthi ya shagool!!!

one time he was so excited to see me that he pinched my cheeks and kissed his hand, ok al7een either he thinks i am gay or that is his thing of saying i like u, either way its creepy, and since then i decided to give him hell, 9ert achek eb 3omri min halbanghali elmam7oon.

ok, guys holding hands ow yamshoon bel malls? what the fuck? i've seen guys m'3atreen ow metshabkeen, shno hatha? ra3o masha3erna, lawa3to chbodna ya shabab.

Moral of the story

"elbanghali ma yen3a6a wayh, walla"


Anonymous chikamammi said...

again :$

give it to him like enclosed THERE! yseer enta nafar ma zain kharboo6

Feb 17, 2009, 1:10:00 PM  
Blogger Tiger said...


i am just trying to let it all out hehe

Feb 17, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  
Blogger Fashionista said...

Eman najem allah helwa


moral of the story mo el banghaly, moral of the story is innik 6ab 3ala wayhik bel bor9a and el baghlay is paying for it :P

mabrook 3al 4-1! yaaaay! :)

Feb 17, 2009, 2:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Abdullah said...

why do you take him seriously? he sounds like fun,

if you really really cant take him no more, do this, give him the cold shoulder. It might be harsh o not pleasant to do, cuz you seem like a nice guy, regardless, it would serve you right.

Ur very funny by the way. HAH!

Feb 17, 2009, 3:03:00 PM  
Blogger Tiger said...


walla re7t we6i lol, thanks


ma9a'7ha oho fa ana al7een nayem feeh 3ala '7afeef ee, thanks :)

Feb 17, 2009, 4:49:00 PM  
Blogger ĐǻñĎõøðñ said...


yea...ako porter bl mustachfa kint killa im sweet to her layn ba66at rasy chithee hamm

9ert kil ma achoofha a5er elcorridor a6ale3 my phone oo talk to it so she doesnt speak to me

Feb 17, 2009, 5:55:00 PM  
Blogger Tiger said...


if i am in a good mood i would listen, bas 9ara7a ma9a'7ha wallah :)

Feb 17, 2009, 8:41:00 PM  
Blogger Sh7afana said...

ur mean!

well im mean.. but ur like MEANER!

Feb 18, 2009, 5:45:00 AM  
Blogger outrageous said...

That was really worth reading , I thought those dudes only gives women a hard time

Feb 18, 2009, 11:05:00 PM  
Blogger outrageous said...

loooooool i am still laughing

Feb 18, 2009, 11:06:00 PM  
Blogger Tiger said...


tkfain shasawi, walla shagni shag, oqsem bellah lawa3 chabdi hehe


you should see him talk, eyeeb elma7i lama he talks about his future aroosa, ma gool ela malat 3leeha aroosa eli bta'7tha, ra7at feehha lol

Feb 19, 2009, 12:11:00 AM  
Blogger Lulwa said...


u know I've been there
I had this lady who keeps nagging 3ala rasy abt her kids & her cheap husband as if i give a damn

u know those ppl DO get that they r annoying others

n' whenever they encounter some1 who's nice n' ya3dehom face, they'll just take good advantage of it

ye6al3oon el "nice" men 3ainah :P

Allah ye3enek

yeah, guyz holding hands !!
I've seen that
in the beggining I thought like awww , they r such a good friends
n' they look soo cute n' stuff

but it's getting weired !

Feb 19, 2009, 2:55:00 AM  
Blogger Tiger said...


i don't think ena elahbal gets that.

ow guys holding hands is aww ow sweet?? laish lulwa? 3aib, a9lan e7raaaaaaj, shai efashel hehe, ya3ni if that was his wife he wont hold her hands because its 3aib 3end omah bas he's ok holding hands with his friend, 3adi hehe

Feb 19, 2009, 2:35:00 PM  
Anonymous daggero said...


my advice is you continue to be nice to the bangaliman , because in case of next bangali roit this guy got you your number

Feb 19, 2009, 7:49:00 PM  
Blogger Tiger said...


ee hatha eli nagesna ba3ad, riot ow hatha was6eti? 3ayal abashrek re7t mel7

Feb 19, 2009, 11:40:00 PM  
Blogger Coconut said...

LOOOOOOOL!!! horny bangalii guy, hehehe this is hilarious!.. u should watch ur bak, his hormones arnt stable, u better watch out, awal shay el cheeks.. i better stop blabering now lol

Feb 20, 2009, 4:15:00 PM  
Blogger L.R.643 said...

hehe that's disgusting:p
jad allah yi3eenik 3alay!

i do feel ur pain.. there's this lady 7ayl mu3jaba feny! i used to be sweet to her and ask her "shlonich", so now everytime she sees me, she answers my question straight up! law inshala il corridor mizdi7im aw ga3da akalim a7ad, it's like she looks at me o 3ala6ol "zaina il7imdila!"

oh and dont get me started 3ala il guys ile yikhizoon! no no no waaaaiiii3!!!!! 3aib!

dear lord ;$

those guys in the malls, kilmitain: mu riyayeel. wil6iyor 3ala ashkaliha taqa3, lilasaf inhum il a'3labiya! ilbajy min ta7at layta7at;/

Feb 21, 2009, 4:37:00 PM  
Blogger Tiger said...


he's dead now lol


hathi mo 9a7ya lol. 3ala 6ari elmen tara elkel belhwa sawa ela mn ra7em rabi :)

Mar 8, 2009, 12:30:00 PM  

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