in 4 seconds

i received this by email, its a funny joke and i wanted to share it with you hehe

the wife's birthday is approaching and she decided to tell her husband what kind of a gift she would love to have on her birthday.

wife: i want something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 secs
"what she had in mind was something like this"




she got what she desired, something that goes from 0 to 100 in a second, even better here


hehehe, btw i love chubby girls

Rats in a blog

I surfed many blogs at safat and i witnessed some of them had stinky rats, and i mean those who comments thinking they are Dr Phil and those who wreck the blogger's happy mood by saying some filthy words and those who thinks the world revolves around them and those who are simply miserable in real life and adopt a completely different character in cyberspace and act like they know it all. To those i say, grow up, if you don't have something nice to say just shush, and if you don't like what you see in a specific blog simply browse away from it, its just that simple.

i am proud to say that i have the most beautiful people commenting in my blog, to those i say thank you for being the decent bloggers.

see how productive i am? told ya

here is my schedule at work, lucky me i never took it seriously because if i did i would be one lazy freak

coffee ( happy )
coffee
coffee
coffee
newspaper
coffee
coffee ( bored )
toilet
newspaper
coffee
tea
tea
coffee
paperwork (dull face)
newspaper ( skimming )
coffee ( yes again )
toilet
tea
pray
coffee + tea
home

wallah madri laish mdwawem, no one comes here anyway, el7imdellah i got other things to do in my day otherwise i would end up asking for a session with the shrink lol.

shoot the dog

This will haunt me. anyone in the world who keeps a dog that sounds like a teenager having an orgasm is beyond me. No kidding, this is real.

yaaaaw

excited for two reasons one is this



second is that i have my own 2.5 Mbps connection, suck on that turtles hehe.

if you're in fahaheel or mangaf and looking for a quite starbucks like me, i found one, nearly hidden in mangaf area. ee bel3ashra, YOU HAVE PROBLEM WITH THAT!! :)

Obama Won The Presidency. McCain shoots Palin

The Black guy beat all expectation and i have a tooth ache, aww