Saturday, December 20, 2008

a7ebek... mwaaaah

** Yesterday i received a call from a relative asking me to come help her with her two '7adamas, i went there with my brother in a hurry incase they do something that is undoable, indonesian and indian they both scare the shit out of me anyway, the moment i stepped into the house she handed me a paper she found with the indonesian, 3amal ya baba with the gibberish writing that i am sure i've seen before on tv, it turns out her father gave it to her before she arrive to kuwait, probably for good luck, the other bitch steal clothes and electronics and send it to her family. tasfeer akeed, but incase maktab el'7adam decides to cover up the story and send them to another victim of theirs, their names are sosy and the other dude is cary madri carla. i had some pictures of them naked doing crazy stuff taken by a stolen digital cam but since they are ugly as hell especially the dude i flushed them down the toilet 3azkom allah.

Now to the title, Listen










and our favorite singer, khaled elmulla bo 7anan doing what he does best hehe










PS: To the one whois responsible of cutting/sabotaging the cable in egypt and making our internet experience miserable, i hope you end up with cary the dude you son of a bitch. Thanks and keep up the good work asshole

Monday, December 15, 2008

I hate to see you cry


common mumbles

"Life is unfair"

"Life sucks"

"Life is hard"

"Damn life"

and all sorts of bad things involving life and its horrible outcomes to some individuals, but what you need to know is that i hate to see you cry, laying there in that position because there's things you need to hear so please turn off your tears and listen to me.

Pain throws you heart o the ground but love turns the whole thing around and No it won't all go the way it should, but i know the heart of life is good. You know its nothing new, bad news never had good timing but then the circle of your friends will defend the silver lining.

fear is a friend who's misunderstood, but i know the heart of life is good.

so chill my friend and stop crying, i had it hard in my life butbut i survived and i will survive as long as i have something that i love where life was in its good phase the time it gave me the things i love.

Listen and you'll understand










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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Wataniya Prank Call








Sunday, December 07, 2008

i forgive you all

for everything :)


happy eid inshallah